#ahhh yea no thats nice i guess!

[ferrettooth]

Yea yea no- he committed mizumono...gutted me like a fish, said he gave me a rare gift but i didn't want it--i mean...didn't i??? But i guess he couldn't leave without me...yea he killed the man-made sacrificial lamb we housed as a daughter too. break up? didn't you listen?? I'm planning a trip to italy as we speak♡

[crazyf0rswayze]

Darry x Reader: Fixer Upper pt1

Request: yeah! Maybe reader could be new and the house needs fixed and thats how she meets darry.

Y/N POV

I had just moved in and my dad was already pointing out all the imperfections. The few shingles missing on the roof, the bad paint job that was left behind, small dents in the wall here and there.

"If your so worried about it, fix it dad" my brother, Jack said to my dad

"Jack, don't get rude with me" my dad replied

"I'm just sayin'" my brother said before walking upstairs to unpack

"Go unpack honey, and then we'll find someone who can help fix up the place. We can paint it ourselves though, I'm just worried about the missing shingles" my dad expressed

"Ok...I'm gonna unpack then" I said walking up the stairs.

We moved to Tulsa Oklahoma because me dad had gotten a nice job offer here.

DARRY'S POV

"Yo, I heard some new broad moved in. Word says she got one older brother, and then the usual mom and dad" Dallas says walking into my house.

"She looks about your age Dar, I saw here at the diner today" Steve said with a little wink

"I'm not looking for a girl right now ok? I have my jobs and my brothers to worry about" I said, brushing it off. Although....I could use a little romance in my life

"Aw come on! You deserve a little fun! I walked past her house, and some shingles were missing...you could fix that" Dally said

"Dallas, no means no. I have too many things in my plate" I said

"If she's 18, you're the only one in the gang that can date her. She's all yours if she's of age." Dallas said

"Well...t-two-bit is 18 so, I'm not the only one" I said

"I don't want her. I got Kathy" Two-bit replied as he shined his switchblade

"C'mon...just ask her out" Sodapop says.

"YOU TOO SODAPOP" I exclaimed

"God... everyone REALLY wants me with her" I said

"Yea...so just asked her out" Soda pressured Sometimes I really wanted to give him a piece of my mind.

"Maybe...ok? If I say maybe will that make everyone happy?" I asked, getting mad. I threw my hands up in the air, walking to my room to rest. It was getting late so...

"I think you guys made him mad..." Ponyboy said

Y/N POV

I heard a bit of yelling down the street, which was keeping me awake.

"I found a place that replaces shingles, but it depends on if they have the matching set or not. Because I don't really want it all ripped up and put back down again. That would take a shit ton of money" I heard my dad talking to my mom about the options.

"Ok, so then we'll check, but for now let's go to bed darling, it's getting late" I heard my mom say.

There was this silence...and it was deafening. I hated sleeping in silence, so I put on a soft record to help soothe me to sleep. That helped, because I soon found sleep.

IN THE MORNING

I walked down stairs, and saw my mom cooking some breakfast.

'mmmm her famous pancakes' I thought as she cooked

"Good morning honey" my mom said kissing my cheek as she went to grab some ingredients from the fridge.

"Mornin'" I replied with a yawn

"Mmmhhmm I'm gonna make a pot of coffee" I said, offering my mom some help

"Ok hun" she replied getting back to cooking

My brother walked down the stairs, followed by my dad.

"I making coffee for anyone who wants it" I said to my brother and dad. My dad was a coffee drinker, but Jack, not so much. Once in a while he would.

"Alright" my dad said, sitting down at the kitchen island.

We all are breakfast, and then got ready for our days.

"Can I go out today, take a look around, and get used to the place?" I asked my mom while putting some shoes on

"Sure honey, just keep this in ya. I hear you're gonna need it." She slid a...a-a switchblade across the island.

"W-why?"

"I don't know. There some rivalry between two social groups, so just to be safe"

I put the blade in the pocket of my jean jacket.

DARRY'S POV

"Ahhh there she goes. Walking out of her house. OH and she had a switchblade" Dally says

"No way, no girls ever carry blades" Ponyboy says

"I guess some do" I said pulling my shirt over my head.

"I bet you like that huh, a girl carryin' a blade. That's tuff" Sodapop said, playfully hitting my arm.

"Yep...so tuff Soda" I said ruffling his hair.

"Don't smoke more than a pack today, it ill skin ya" I tell my other kid brother.

"Don't carry up more than one pack up the ladder today, or well skin YOU" Ponyboy said.

"Alright alright....deal" I said, jokingly shaking his hand

"DONT BURN THE PLACE DOWN" I yell as I walk to the truck. Soda comes running out so I can drive him to work.

"Can I drive? Please please pleeaaaassseeee" Soda pleaded

"Ok fine" I say with a chuckle, moving to the passenger seat.

"Yay" he says

He drops me off at the house I needed to work at. And then he drives to the DX. It was a new house...maybe it was Y/n's

Y/N POV

As I walked away from my house, I checked out the switchblade. It looked pretty cool. I closed it, and put it back in my pocket. All I did was walk around, until a nice looking car full of boys drove up to me.

"Hey pretty darling, what's a pretty lady like you doin' walking alone. Come on, hop in" The driver said

"I'm ok thanks" I say

"Whatever doll" he says driving away.

Wow ....I really expected a fight. He drove into my side of town yelling ;

"GREASERS!! STUPID GREASERS"

I figured that was one of the social groups. The one he belonged to must be the 'socs'. My dad was talking about it at breakfast today.

DARRY'S POV

Bob and his little group drove to my part of town yelling greaser at the top of his lungs. If this was

Y/n's house, that means she's a greaser. Awesome, if I asked her out I wouldn't be dating a soc.

Soon enough my question was answered. Y/n walked into the house, and I heard her greet the man and woman inside as "dad, and mom". I wondered if it would be more appropriate if I put my shirt back on....

"She's pretty" one of my work pals said

"Hey...I saw her first. Saw her yesterday" I said, practically claiming her.

"Alrighty then ..you can have her" he said chuckling.

"BREAK TIME BOYS" My boss yelled up to us

"OK" We both yelled back. We carefully walked down the ladder, and sat on the curb

Y/N POV

The one man that was working was really pretty, and he has a buff build. I stared at him through the window of my room as he sat on the curb. He had greased back, dark hair. He was rather tall, and from the glace I got, he had icy blue-ish green eyes. I closed my curtains, see couldn't see them and they couldn't see me. I went to lie down in bed, and I soon fell asleep. I don't know....I usually don't fall asleep during the day.

DARRY'S POV

"She's real cute" I said to my work buddy.

"Then ask her out. Any lady would say yes to you" he said encouragingly.

"Mhmm" I said taking a swig on my coke.

"ALRIGHT! GET BACK TO WORK" My boss yelled. Since I had already been up in the roof today, it was my turn to stand at the bottom and make sure the ladder didnt fall. I was just standing there with my thoughts as a dog ran out of the back yard.

"MILLIE GET BACK HERE" I head a voice yell. The owner of the voice ran to the front yard to get the dog, but I had already caught it. It was a pretty little brown dog. Maybe a mini golden doodle?

"Th-thank you sir" Y/n said meeting my eyes.

"No problem" I replied handing the dog to her.

"She's pretty cute...y-your dog I mean" I said with a chuckle. Her head was tilted up so she could look at my face. I think she was trying her hardest not to look down at my abs.

'god, I should have put my shirt back on' I though to myself

"Thanks" Y/n said turning her back to me so she could walk back to her house

"You bad bad girl" I hear her say, ruffling her dogs fur.

She. Was. So. So. Beautiful.

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[pavo-ocxllus]

ARIE THATS AWESOME!! CONGRATULATIONS 🥺💕💕that is stressful, but im sure your coach believes in you if you placed 3rd after only doing hurdles this year! That's so cool😤 I wish you the absolute best- and feel free to send me updates!

OH MY GOSH WE ACTUALLY DO! We have enlisted and officer ranks like the military does. all cadets start at the lowest enlisted rank, and can take advancement exams to get higher enlisted positions. But to get a high ranking enlisted or an officer position you usually have to get a staff position. Officers get called sir/ma'am and are in charge of different "departments" of the unit. My senior year i was Bravo platoon commander, so I was in charge of supply and armory & 2 classes :p but yeah we basically get "titles", so my full name was "Cadet Lieutenant Junioe Grade (first name/last name)" LOL it sounds pretentious but people only called us that during inspection😂 i let people call me by my last or first name I didn't care lol

You guys can only do one?? Your school must take it really seriously then😮 my school's unit has always struggled for numbers so they can't be picky HAJJSHS

AHHH TYTYTYY it feels even better bc he indirectly told me to quit after making the first meet but i proved him wrong after it was over 😤😤 it got to the point that he started calling me ludicrous (he mispelt my last name and said it was bc I was ludicrously fast??? it’s nice and all but now the other hurdlers are calling me that 😭😭😭

and that’s super duper cool!! it seems like a lot of responsibility for me to deal with tho haha! i don’t think the title sounds pretentious at all!! honestly it seems pretty cool to have a title… in sports, coaches and teammates just call me by my last name but that’s no fun 🫠

yea i guess my school takes it pretty seriously lol. there’s a lot of people that are in the school so i guess that’s why 🤔

it’s been nice talking to you zap!!! <33

[char-lotteral]

Look I'm not one of those people who believe Kishimoto decided to have Hinata and Naruto end up in the middle part of Shippuden. I believe he decided in the very last arc but he wanted to sound smart so he said he decided earlier on. Otherwise, they obviously would have more scene together. In Shippuden, they have only three scenes together ; when Naruto came back, the pain attack and the neji death scene. That's it. In the original Naruto, they probably have less than ten canon scenes not including fillers.

So I'm sorry I'm one of those who wasn't convinced by The Last. They literally had a basic villain go after Hinata who was cringe btw (the villain). They gave Hinata op powers which she doesn't have in the novel 👀. Despite having op powers, they made her the damsel in distress. Very "The hero saves the princess" cliche. Again, to justify them being together. I mean Naruto can't differentiate his love for ramen and romantic love so how??? He was just being nice to Hinata just like he does to everyone. He stood up for her just like he does for everyone.

Don't get me started on the Sakura Sasuke relationship 🤣. Cringe. They never knew each other. The whole Sakura's love for Sasuke saved him doesn't make sense. They spent barely a year in their genin year before sasuke left. Sasuke tried to kill Naruto and Sakura multiple times. Then at the end of the war, Kishimoto tried to do the "oh they have such a deep understanding between each other" which comes off as cringey. He gets her pregnant then leaves for years. She's literally a single mom who's broke.

Every relationship in Naruto is so cringey and forced except shikatemari. Kishimoto should've focused on the main story and fixed his potholes and leave the ending open.

Naruto would not have been perfect but at least it would've been remembered for staying true to its vision but instead it's remembered for cringey relationships, dumbass villain (except pain and madara) and a story that lost its core which is a shame coz I used to love Naruto. I was inspired by its messages but now....

OKAY LOL WAIT I ACTUALLY HAVE THIS LONG ASS RANT PREPARED XD

BUT FIRST Ive read what you said and I lowkey agree :p

HOWEVER

I DRAW THE LINE AT TONERI SLANDER. BECAUSE WHY

TONERI?? CRINGE?? THIS SEXY MOTHERFUCKER??

LOOK AT HIS WHITE FLUFFY HAIR AND HIS CERULEAN BLUE ORBS STARING DEEPLY INTO YOUR SOUL

SAY SIKE RIGHT NOW?!#*@*#&@*

okay lol now for the juicy part click readmore and beware I shall be brutally honest so yea enjoy

I mean, Naruto in general is a mess, not just the ships if we're being realistic. Alot of plotholes, rushed endings, this and that, the w a r a r c, Kaguya, the way they rushed Boruto ehhh. Honestly, getting into Naruto is literally my biggest regret of 2020 :"DD

Im an NH shipper as you can tell by my hotmess of a blog but i fully respect your opinion and understand your point of view. I also know a bunch of nh stans who have their complaints with their development. I wish Kishi gave more attention to his female cast really, thats all I fucking ask. If he did that one single basic thing, then maybe the endgame relationships wouldnt have been an asspull and theyd be given propper screentime with their love interest, both Sakura and Hinata. The Last tbh i think the writers played it safe and stuck to the whole Naruto shounen vibe thingy, so im not surprised it was plotted that way. Typical cliché shounen movie.

But does that bother me? No! The Last was a mess, their development was shit, they definitely needed more screentime but hey at the end of the day theyre cute as fuck, we have that kiss scene, flirting scenes, a shit ton of official art, three kids, Seiki's gif :33 and a whole ass arc for their wedding all that for just a shounen anime so eh. Compensates for it i guess xD theyre not toxic, unhealthy or whatnot. Theyre wholesome, soft and vanilla as fuck and exactly what i need in my hectic life rn. No drama, just two kind souls who are adorable as heck and theyre dynamic means so much to me and I will love them until i shall leave this earth.

Anon, im not even gonna waste my time and defend their development because i think it sucked too xD but if you wanna know why i love them so so so soooo much, Id be more than willing to tell you :33

Sasuke and Sakura on the other hand eeeehhhh i can see why people like them. Sasuke's hot, he's your typical hot bad boy aad Sakura's hot and pretty too. Basic blue and pink trope. Aside from their canon interactions, fans have all the opportunity to play around with their dynamic but for me, its just sooo basic and so hetero and can easily appeal to any 16 yr old teenage girl, no wonder it has an active fanbase on twt and---- AM I MAKING ANY SENSE? AHDBAJJE LIKE ITS SO-- BASIC, your usual bad boy x pretty girl trope that you get to read in YA and coming of age novels. Not only that, but going back to canon, they have too many negative interactions for me to like them together :p The least Sakura can do is put down her own foot and yell at him for not contacting them for god knows how long. I also dont like how he always gets easily forgiven >=[[. I mean at least He's compensating as a dad good for him but ehhhh i still dont like him and Sakura together :v And im not falling for that "Sakura is the reason why Sasuke isnt lonely anymore" because thats NARUTO AHHH. Sasuke said that Multiple times. HE LIGHTS A FIRE INSIDE OF ME. HES MY SUN. MY ONE AND ONLY FRIEND. LIEK?? THATS NARUTOOO romantic or not, Naruto was the reason for his not so lonely existence anymore smh >=[[

Sasuke almost murdered her and Naruto and made their lives a living hell but hey its all good!! He's my best friend and Sakura loves him!! So set him freeee into the worldddd~~

Sasuke left his family without even simply contacting them but can easily contact Naruto through a hawk but hey thats fine! His and Sakura's feelings are connected afterall! Sasuke gave her a ring and said thank you! Who cares about leaving your family. She loves him and he loves her so yey!!! All is forgiven :D

DID I MENTION SASUKE ALMOST MUREDERED HIS OWN DAUGHTER AND HE WASNT CALLED OUT FOR THAT@*#&@??!?#,*@#,#

Sasuke gets too many life points this isnt fair >=[[ But tbh he's nerfed so bad in Boruto manga and anime power wise. Like in that time travel arc and the manga. The rinnegan kunai thing was still so funny to me even if it was Borushiki. I just idk its so funny to me lmaoo

OKAY WHAT ELSE. I dont even know any more. Im tired of complaining about Naruto and just when Ive finally gone a little bit away from Naruto, Hinata fucking pulls me in again 😩 she has me on chokehold pls send help. Watch castlevania!!! and one piece!!!! ten times better than this anime about a loud blonde boi who wants to be president. Trust me

overall, i dont fully agree but i lowkey agree i guess. I do respect your opinion tho :))

EXCEPT WHEN YOU CALLED TONERI CRINGE. HOW DARE YOU CALL THAT SEXY MF CRINGEY---

[roninhunt0987]

Sushi Time Night

Sushi Time Night

By: Roninhunt0987

X3 an idea Nekorockstarninja told me on,.. X3 the premise is that Suzuki takes everyone out to a sushi place that she knows of with a small prize contest if ya eat 5 plates of sushi ya get a small prize... Suzuki once attempted to do it on her but couldn't it but this time she brought back up which happens to be the ragtag Cast members of mine that will be aiding Suzuki to get what she needs... XD hilarity will ensue

Characters(C)belongs to their rightful owners

-that night in town-

Suzuki: -opens the doors to the Sushi place as she heads inside with the others- ^^ this is the Sushi place I spoke of... ^^; where I ate like 40 plates of Sushi and got some small prizes out of it... I tried to do it alone but couldn't do it... ^^ so yea Merrick: hehe -sniffs the air of the place- ^^ heh reminds me the time when I was a lil kid Espio's uncle Seraph brought my siblings and I with Espio to a Sushi place similar to this one

Espio: heh... brings back memories doesn't it?? Merrick: it really does

Espio: to this very day I still miss my uncle but he did raise ya well

Suzuki: wait wha

Jared: when Merrick's village got attacked Uncle Yamato told them to find a person named Seraph who happens to be Espio's uncle... Both Merrick and Espio grew up as kids so they're pretty close

Suzuki: oh wow I had no idea

Espio: now ya know Suzuki

Merrick: soon after Espio's uncle passed we split ways on our own.. we didn't get back together until the meterex war happened and worked together with tails and the others on the war effort I was just glad to See Espio again but hanging with Vector and Charmy,, ^^; dunno how he ended up with them but they're an okay sort when I met them I was quite unsure at the time but sometime after the war I accepted them as friends... any friend of Espio is my friend those were my words when I accepted them... ^^; well as for Espio paying rent I usually see him at the door delivering pizza...

Espio: uhm.... ya back when... uhhh Tails broke his arm and leg at the time when Miss Marine was around at the time... I wonder whatever happened to that girl?? Shadow: heh... who knows Marine The Raccoon: O.o there was a girl after my name

Tails: mmhmm when I had that extreme gear mishap I got badly injured both of em got me home and had me patched up

Espio: she was the one who greeted me at the door at the time when I delivered the pizza... told her why that I had to pay rent because Vector kept going broke

Merrick: this was way before I got my cybernetic enhancements at the time btw

Waitress: -sees Suzuki is here again and sees the big crowd thats with her- O.o oh wow I never knew I am seeing this the ragtag band of the Katos and Prowers and also others also... uhh follow me to the big room for a huge crowd and we'll be with ya shortly

Suzuki: alrighty

Roberto: -walks on over as he also owns this sushi place also- ahhh.. Merrick good to see you again -insert borderlands 3 character introduction of his full name which is Roberto Jaime Scott: Martial Artist, Bodyguard of Yuri Niko and Japanese Restaurant related business man-

Merrick: ahh Roberto didn't know ya own this sushi place also besides the main ones

Roberto: mmhmm I might say Suzuki really loves this place specially the idea that every 5 plates of sushi ya get a small prize and seems like she wants to get more prizes and for y'all to have a chance also Jared: thats why were here Roberto

Connor The Wolf: -walks on in- Oh hey Dad -insert borderlands 3 character introduction of his name Connor the Wolf: adopted son of merrick and Kimiko, Bodyguard of Yuri Niko, Warrior, Marksman, Mage and with a heart of gold- What ya guys doing here??

Merrick: wondering the same thing kiddo

Shiro The Floofyshark: I can answer that -insert borderlands 3 introduction of his name Shiro The Floofyshark: main bodyguard of Yuri Niko, second husband of Yuri Niko and boss of Roberto and Connor- remember that chat I had with ya sir?? if ya remember ya Son and his friend Roberto have now officially been sworn in as Yuri Niko's bodyguards

Misha: wait.. if ya here... ^^ that also means Yuri and Her family is here

Shiro The Floofyshark: ^^ correct Misha she is in the same room that ya guys are heading into

Misha: X3 awesome

Suzuki: wait hold up whos Yuri Niko Misha: X3 one of my best friends and also neighborhood hehe Claretta will be glad to see me too

Suzuki: wait oh so thats who it was thats outside a lot with a cute unique colored Eevee and another floofyshark enjoying the summer weather each time I come by to visit

Misha: ^^ get this Yuri is a J-pop singer and I know how ya love J-pop Suzuki

Suzuki: ^^ awesome can't wait to meet her

-in the big room- Claretta Niko: -at the table and ears perks up as she is wearing her eevee hoodie and sees Misha- OwO

Yuri Niko: hu?? ^^ Misha whatcha doin here??? Misha: ^^ got invited by my friend suzuki

Claretta Niko: -runs to misha and hugs her and sees Suzuki and gets shy as she gets behind Misha-

Suzuki: ^^ hey its alright I don't bite

Misha: -does sign language with her to let her know Suzuki is a friend of hers-

Claretta Niko: -nods yes and does sign language of saying okay-

Suzuki: -watches carefully-

Mikey: .w. uhhh whats she doing

Raph: sigh... its called Sign language ya idiot

Suzuki: ohhh... Born deaf or born mute??

Misha: ^^ born mute... O.o she also has Autism/ADD and has panic attacks hence she has her eevee a lot... her Eevee is her service pokemon... ^^ its a special program for the disabled to have pokemon with them as their service pet... kinda like the service animals ya see around new york so yea

Suzuki: wow -smiles cutely and giggles- ^^ love ya eevee hoodie

Claretta Niko: -does sign language of saying thank you- ^^

Misha: ^^ she says thank you

Suzuki: ^^ your welcome

Yuri Niko: -walks on over- ^^ so ya must be Suzuki Misha told me a lot about ya and also into J-pop

Suzuki: ^^ hehe guilty as charged nice to meet ya

Yuri Niko: ^^ likewise

-as they got to the table-

Jessica Niko: ^^ so ya must be Suzuki I heard so much about.. ^^ my names Jessica Niko and this is my husband Raymond Niko.. Ray for short... ^^ we own a coffee shop in town... Misha is one of locals that comes by same goes with Misha The Coyote

Raymond Niko: ^^ well met

Jessica Niko: ^^ I see ya met Claretta already... over there is my son Harvey -mumbles to Suzuki so that Harvey won't hear- just be careful around him he has a bad habit of raiding girls undergarments and such don't worry his siblings always get to him on that

Suzuki: oof noted but don't worry my brothers will help

Yuri Niko: brothers???

Mikey: ^^ sup

Yuri Niko: O.o oh wow is that-

Misha: ^^ yup Suzuki's brothers is the TMNT... Janic was the first to meet them and we later on met them... ^^ the orange mask there is Mikey, the red mask is Raph

Yuri Niko: XD the hothead of the bunch

Raph: .w. ya she ain't kidding on that one

Yuri Niko: and the blue mask there is Leo which is the leader and the one in purple is the brainaic of the bunch Donnie

Leo: heh good guess

Donnie: ^^ yup brains of the bunch

Gen'ichi: names Gen'ichi, this is my wife Ninjara

Ninjara: -bows- hello

Yuri Niko: ohh the one Raph used to hang with

Raph: -blushes- uhhh ya

Ninjara: ^^ ya correct on that one

Gen'ichi: kids front in center

Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi Jr and Lil Geni: -lines up sideways-

Ninjara: ^^ thats Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi jr and Lil Geni

Ran: ^^ Hoi

Rei: X3 heya

Reiko: ^^ hi

Rika: X3 heya

Miwa: ^^ hoi

Nori: ^^ heya

Gen'ichi Jr: ^^ hi hi

Lil Geni: ^^ hoi -sticks out her tongue cutely like a small blep while she is holding Suzuki's old plush-

Yuri Niko: ^^ so cute

Harvey Niko: ^^ hi my names Harvey Niko and-

Yuri Niko: .w. don't even try to ask her about that knucklehead ya know we get on ya behind on that right?? Harvey Niko: .w. darn it

Keira Niko: -rolls eyes- oi... ^^ hi my names Keira good to meet ya

Hayato Niko: my names Hayato well met

Ryu Niko: my name is Ryu Niko I'm Jessica's older brother heh and also Yuri and her siblings uncle ya probably can tell we have a japanese background

Suzuki: ^^ I can tell hehe

Yuri Niko: ^^ I see ya already met Shiro, Connor and Roberto who are my bodyguards when I go on tour for my J-pop... ^^ also for a fact Connor and Roberto recently got sworn in as bodyguards to help Shiro out

Laurence: ^^ my names Laurence i'm Yuri's husband and this kiddo of mine is Zoey

Zoey Niko: hi

Suzuki: ^^ so cute

Waitresses: -gets green tea for everyone and such-

Waiters: -got everyones sushi plates for everyone to choose from-

Roberto: ^^ hehe the key of this if ya finish 5 plates of sushi ya get a small prize so enjoy

Honey The Rat/Zebra: hehe awesome -proceeds to use her chopsticks and such as she uses the Wasabi on her sushi and eats it and etc as she has extreme high tolerence from eating anything spice as she is immune to any spicy kick-

Mikey: O_O wha how... Wasabi supposed to light ya mouth on fire its called spicy mustard for a reason

Shadow: .w. mikey.... that because she has a unique extreme high tolerance to anything spice

Mikey: No way

Amber: ^^ way hehe

Mikey: .w.;;;; -thinking of a crazy idea-

Raph: .w. Mikey what are ya planning

Mikey: oh nothing just want to attempt something

Raph: .w. ya know any idea ya think of doing usually backfires in some bad way ya know that

Suzuki: .w. Raph whats mikey planning

Raph: .w. who knows... he's probably gonna attempt to eat a whole mouthful of wasabi

Mikey: :3

Raph: O_o oh no... he is isn't he

Mikey: -attempts it as he gets a mouthful of Wasabi in his mouth and swallows-

Raph, Suzuki, Leo and Donnie: .w. 3, 2, 1

Mikey: -randomly screams- AHHHHHHHHH!!! -runs around like an idiot as he flails his arms anime style in panic- AHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHH OMG AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

Everyone: -facepalms-

Yuri Niko: don't tell me this is one of his dumb moments isn't it

Everyone: -in unison- Yes

Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi Jr and Lil Geni: -laughing at their uncle mikey as this was a funny moment and such-

Suzuki: ugh Mikey drink this

Mikey: -drinks it- uggh what is this...

Suzuki: its green tea it-

Mikey: oh hey my mouth is not on fire anymore

Suzuki: .w. exactly it helps with defusing the burns of the wasabi

Mikey: .w. ohhh

Suzuki: -looks to Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi Jr and Lil Geni- ^^ remember not to do that or in this case don't pull an Uncle Mikey moment

Mikey: >< HEY!!! Ran, Rei, Reiko, Rika, Miwa, Nori, Gen'ichi Jr and Lil Geni: -laughs-

Mikey: -chuckles- ya okay that was on me honestly

Raph: -gibbs slaps Mikey for it- .w. ya think Genius its no wonder ya being called a knucklehead at times

Shadow: .w. ya mean like knuckles

Knuckles: HEY WHAT THE HECK THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN!!!

Tails: .w. uhm Knuckles remember that time ya got tricked for the first time by eggman when he yoinked the master emerald from ya when Sonic and I met ya the first time

Sonic: .w. ya dude ya even suckerpunched me while I was in super form

Knuckles: .w. sigh okay okay ya have a fair point there

Sonic: mmmhmm -drinks a lil bit of his Green tea-

Tails: -eating his sushi-

The others: -same-

-45 minutes later-

Everyone: -each got a prize thats given to Suzuki as for helping her out and such-

Roberto: ^^ well I do have to admit that was a wise decision to bring friends and family with ya to help eating the sushi and the prizes needed so when in doubt always have family and friends to help instead of taking it on alone

Suzuki: ^^ heh thanks

Merrick: ^^ the usual account that I usually pay for here Roberto and congrats to joining in helping Shiro with the bodyguard detail and uhh also my boy good on you of joining with Shiro on that detail also... ^^ so ya can get out more and such whenever Yuri goes on tour

Connor The Wolf: heh... thanks dad

Merrick: ^^ keep in mind when Yuri's band is in town expect us to be there so we can listen and watch

Yuri Niko: ^^ hehe count on it ya son will do a great job I just know he will

Merrick: ^^ of course and make sure he stays out of trouble also and make sure to have a calm mind and such... ^^; the boy has ADHD and Autism go figure

Connor The Wolf: ^^; ya pops has a point on that Yuri heh but don't worry Roberto will make sure I am kept in check hehe and Shiro also

Shiro The Floofyshark: heh ya damn right i'll make sure to do that

Roberto: indeed

Misha: ^^ so when ya tour

Yuri Niko: ^^ sometime around august or so however I do plan on coming here in town around october as the final spot before I go on break from my tour run so basically Megaville city is the final destination of my Tour around October and well... ^^ its gonna be on Your Birthday Misha

Misha: X3 Awesome I can't wait hehe

Yuri Niko: ^^ hehe yup

Shiro: -looks to Roberto and Connor- that means you two we got few weeks until august starts up... when August 1st starts up you two better be ready and also in gear got it.. our job is to make sure no one makes a move on Yuri or well in this case some random jackass decides to flirt on her... use of force is needed if the said person doesn't cooperate

Yuri Niko: .w. oh in this case if SP Vector decides to butt and such use of force is basically immediate

Roberto: ugggh ya mean the same jackass I had to ban last week from this establishment along with the other japanese places I own and etc

Connor The Wolf: =w= and the same numbskull who blew up my damn truck that my adopted parents got for me when I first got adopted

Yuri Niko: yup the very same cheap knock off of Vector who is also his sonic paradox counterpart if ya watched the sonic shorts collab series

Roberto: ohhh looking forward to it good thing I been practicing some new martial arts moves I can use on him

Connor The Wolf: and also the new Blade that Gladio gave me when he first fought against Giglamesh and passed it on to me since he wishes to keep using one of his older blades and such

Jared: wait what

Squall: gigalmesh... yes I know the guy when Odin went down he came into the picture and resumed doing Odin's job didn't know his name at the time but he seems to be obsessed with a certain sword... I think it was the Excalibur or somethin he didn't say

Cloud: wait Gladio fought him

Gladio: yup and also his pet also... seems the big guy really loves to fight on bridges

Jared: according to legend its considered tradition for him... huhn that explains why when I dueled Stupid Mario at the time thats also a bridge over some lava and etc

Merrick: and its also a wonder why we sometimes tell ya it was from too much video games that has him in it

Jared: .w. ya that explains it

Jennifer The Fox: -close to Yuri as she misses her parents as this was the go to place when she was a lil kid as her parents and herself went here a lot-

Yuri Niko: whats wrong??

Jennifer The Fox: I remember my parents and I went here in this very area

Roberto: ahhh I thought I recognize ya... my grandfather knew ya parents and you at the time... its a shame they been killed by a drive by shooter

Jennifer The Fox: uhm about that... he's already dead.. ^^ Misha took him out

Misha: .w. turned out it was the jackhole who participated the fall of my family's clan go figure

Roberto: ahh I thought so hence reason the streets near the coffee shop is quiet a lot now and also explains why my grandfather placed a memoriam shrine to honor them as their best customers...

Jennifer The Fox: is he still around

Roberto: ^^ as a matter of fact he is yes he's the one who got me to be who I am today on as I took of his job as he is retired now and still strong as an ox

Jennifer: ^^ can ya tell him I said hello and well... also thank you for doing the memorium shrines for them...

Roberto: ^^ i'll make sure to do that count on it

Suzuki: one more thing whos is gonna maintain the restaurants while ya away on bodyguard duty

Eos The Floofyshark: ^^ I can answer that... ^^ you see two metabots requested by Roberto will take over for a bit until october who also happens to make sure Claretta remains calm as those two happens to be her Metabots to protect her while Yuri is away

Roberto: ^^ yes that would be Foxsword and Foxuno they seem to have a nack of maintaining stuff besides what they do a lot at a delay basis they're gonna start doing my tasks sometime when Yuri begins her tour run and don't worry I already told Gramps on that detail already as he is aware that I am a sworn in Bodyguard for Yuri Niko during her tour he is actually proud of me after I told him

Eos The Floofyshark: ^^ mmhmm

Suzuki: ^^ good to know

Eos The Floofyshark: .w. they'll also make sure that SP Vector don't enter the building as they will use force if needed as a last resort

Roberto: oh ya and my grandfather knows about it too

Suzuki: thats good

Roberto: indeed

SP vector: -breaks through wall like the Kool-aid man- OH YA!!!

Roberto: ._.;;;;; SP Vector ya paying for the damage for that

SP Vector: .w. or else what

Shiro: .w. -gets out his desert eagle and shoots SP Vector in the balls- BLAM!!! SP Vector: OUGH!!! -on the floor- >< my overies

Claretta Niko: -sighs and does sign language of saying ya don't have any ya dingbat-

SP Vector: .w. what she say?? Raph: -facepalm- She said You don't any ya dingbat... what did ya fail sign language 101 or somethin punk

SP Vector: WHY DON'T YA SAY THAT TO MY FACE HOTSHOT!!! Raph: =w= oh its on...

Frenchie: 1 hour of pain later

SP Vector: -broken teeth and etc and in a dentist office- uggggh

TF2 Medic: :3 Next

SP Vector: AHHHHHHHHHH!!! -crashes through wall as he runs away-

TF2 Medic: -scratches the back of his head in confusion on why he did that and shrugs and calls the next patient in-

Scene: -does a smart fart noise of blacking out-

TFS Nappa: .w. the end

-XD END XD-

-RH0987 PRODUCTIONS 2021-

@otakuneko-lotus XD enjoy neko

[kasey-writes-stuff]

I hate calling these head canons because they’re real people not characters ahhh but anyways here’s some Spifey Tword and non Tword assumptions I guess would be a better word

He likes having his hair played with but only by certain people and at certain times like if he has plans to go out he doesn’t want it messed with but if he’s just staying around the house it’s fine and he hates when random people ask to touch it but close friends it’s fine if they just randomly touch it

He finds head scratches super soothing but if you get too close to his neck he does that thing where his body shakes and he like gets the shivers and his shoulders scrunch

Which brings me to my next point, neck tickles make him very squirmy and giggly like he just wiggles a lot especially his shoulders but his shoulders also wanna scrunch up so it’s rather confusing to see it happen but sometimes if you go just slowly and lightly enough they can be relaxing for him

This boy can not hold his giggles back worth anything whether it involves tickling or not he just can’t he’s just so smiley and giggly

This leads into tho the fact if he can not handle anticipation at all it kills him so much like he will frickin screech if you do the thing where you shoot your hand towards his tummy but then don’t do anything he’ll literally jump and screech and then pout when he realizes you didn’t do anything but then will screech again when you actually do touch down

He can’t handle any kind of teases at all but definitely baby talk gets to him the most and he’s also not good with receiving compliments so those get him as well

I don’t really have any specific spots right now I just think he’s pretty ticklish all over but he seems like the type to have ticklish hands and ears but his hands are worse than his ears and his ears are more of a melt spot like he’ll giggle but it’s just also a really nice feeling also his wrists probably can get a giggle or two out of him

Surprisingly despite the unhealthy gamer stereotype that all gamers are mega unhealthy he actually semi tries to eat healthy like he’s not a health nut or anything but he still tries

When it comes to being ler he’s definitely giggly and smiley the whole time and definitely uses your own techniques against you and says “yea can’t take what you dish out can you?” “Awe is someone to ticklish for this? Welp sorry nothing I can do about that not my fault you’re so ticklish and that you love it”

He can be either very soft or very mean he always leaves it up to the lee to decide because he doesn’t have much preference really

Anyways thats all I have for now but feel free to add your own on

[starryfreckles]

✨ten questions✨

thank you for tagging me fae, grey, and sarah 💛this is three sets of questions so buckle in, this is going to be a long ass post lol but their questions are so good !! i couldnt not respond 🥰grab yourself something to drink, its a whole lot about me... 30 questions about me actually lol

from la twin @fvae​ ✨

#1 If you were a fruit, what fruit would you be ?

a mirabelle. its a mix between an apricot and a plum thats from france and maybe other parts of western europe idk 🤷‍♀️

#2 Free space!! Rant about whatever you’d like

thanks queen, what will i talk about today ?? ooh i know ok not so much a rant but im currently listening to harry potter and the goblet of fire audiobook becuase i wanted to read the stories again. this one is probs one of my favs and so much got left out in the film like DOBBY’S FUCKING ROLE IN IT ! also just the beginning when dudley is on his diet and harry has a fucking stash of food in his room and the weasley’s coming to get him. theres so much more to the story and i know they cant fit the 450 page book into a 2 hour movie but those details are so important for me. theyre part of the world building and we all know im a sucker for world building and character dev. like hell yea storytelling !! but just the wizarding world in general is my pride and joy and means the actual world to me 🥺 also after this one imma listen to order of pheonix becuase SOOOOO many details were left out in that movie and wowow best book but like highkey worst film... ((maybe thats the rant part of this lolol ok this was def a rant LMAOOO)) ok but its a really good one and i just wanted to be in that world again 🥺🥺

#3 If I were to visit your country right now, where would you take me ? What places should I visit ?

right, youd be coming to the southern west coast of the US. if covid wasnt a thing we’d go to a bunch of museums but ART, we are artists 🥰we’d also go to all the open air malls which are super cool and just fun to walk around and window shop. theres the beach for like beachy things lol, more touristy things. but theres also the mountains for hiking and being one with nature. there are a few observatories and telescopes within 2 hour roadtrips and those are cool becuase SPACE and just their location on top of super cool mountains for all the views you could ever want. 

#4 If you came with a label, what would it say ?

« not what you’d expect » or « beware of typos »

#5 If your life was a book, that title would you give this chapter of your life ?

oooh so i this chapter of my life closing soon ((RIP ME)) but i think id be called something like « what do i make ? » or « finding my voice »

#6 What is your stereotype in your friend group ?

oh lordy, im like a mom friend ((hi tasfia if youre reading this lol)), the super organised one that plans things lmaooo

#7 What’s your spirit animal ?

Im an owl or a fox lets be realll

#8 What’s the most unexplainable thing that’s ever happened to you? Does it still happen ?

lol not to get deep and sad but the amount of friends i have somehow managed to push away and lose... uhhh yea it does... im not good with relationships 😔sigh 

#9 What’s your favourite word and it’s meaning ?

extraordinary - adj very unusual or remarkable.

if you break the word down to its compoun words : « extra » and « ordinary » to me its almost as if it should mean something that is incredibly plain but its not, its quite the opposite of that. 

#10 What was something that made you smile this past week ?

i had a bunch of convos with my irl friend and coworker ((about wtfock LOLOLOL and just getting her to start watching skam lol)) that were super hilarious and just really nice 🥰

from @stoffans​ 🌸

#1 What would be the most fitting for you: the sun, the moon or the stars?

I think the moon. it has phases of lightness and darkness...

#2 Where have you felt incredibly out of place?

literally any party or group of people greater than three. im an incredible shy person around people i do not know very well and just sit there awkwardly...

#3 What are the moments in life that make you realise life isn’t all that bad?

when im out with my closest friends or when im making my creative work

#4 Which song makes you feel like you’re floating on a cloud?

visions of gideon by sufjan stevens its so soft and relaxing

#5 Sunset or sunrise?

seeing as im not usually awake fro sunrise lol, imma have to say sunset. i used to live near the beach when i still physically went to uni ((rip covid)) and man those colours and seeing the sun dip into the oceans wowow

#6 Do you like it when people do stuff for you without telling you?

i love that kind of stuff, im an acts of service kind of person and just the little things to show that they thought of me just gets me tbh

#7 Did you ever cheat on your tests in school?

uuhh nei, im a good student 😭

#8 Could you take care of a plant or would it die instantly?

i always had plants in my uni room, they did great 💛

#9 Do you think you’re a difficult person?

emotionally yes, i cant describe what im feeling and im terrible with words in difficult conversations... other than that, im the most indecisive person youll ever meet and pretty easy going.

#10 Give me one word to describe yourself

anticipatory or thoughtful. i guess these two kind go together but i like play out different outcomes in different scenarios and anticipate so much... 

from @grey-mist-exist​ 🍂 ((you tagged me on my main but i wanted to put them all together, i hope you dont mine 💛))

#1 Does your current means of transportation (car/bike/etc.) have a name? What is it?

uhhh so i havent been in a car in about a month soooo imma say my rolly desk chair that i use to zip around me room lol. its from IKEA and its called sporren

#2 If you could learn a language over-night, what language would you choose and why?

ahhh id learn norwegian ngl, dutch is close second. OORRR i stick to my roots and learn vietnamese 🤨 hmmm idkkk there are many languages i would love to learn 😭

#3 If you were an article of clothing, what would you want to be?

id be a jumper, to keep people warm and cozy

#4 You get teleported into a childhood fairy tale / folk story- what tale is it?

peter pan 🥰🥰🥰 my main’s user is enough i think lol

#5 You get the choice between time-travel or travelling to a parallel universe (but only being able to travel one time). Which do you choose?

parallel universe. i want to see how another me is getting on in life. what happens if my parents never moved us out of france 🥺

#6 Sun, moon, stars, or other? Why?

the stars are so interesting and mysterious

#7 If you were a path, what type of path would you be (concrete, cobblestone, dirt road, highway, asphalt, etc.)?

red brick. for the aesthetic lol

#8 How do you know when you’re in love?

i get butterflies in my stomach and my heart drops when they walk in

#9 What is your cellphone wallpaper?

bb fae look ((you already knew this was it but 💛💛)) 

✨🌸💛✨🌸💛this lovely piece of art of my bb is by @jensrolt​ go check out all her other art, its always the cutest thing ever ✨🌸💛✨🌸💛

#10 If you could instantly become an expert in something, what would it be?

expert of molecular cuisine pls. i love cooking and food. that kind of science fascinates me

[yami-writes]

ahhh i just started a writing account, i love it but i dont think anyones reading it ;/ can i ask for some advice hfdbvahfbv

VBGUKVU asking meeee???? im honored 🥺

well i do but tbh idek why i have followers vhjhjkkjh

well, i think having an aesthetic blog helps a bit- sounds a bit dumb but you can try it 🥴 there are a lot of different styles and colour schemes you can try!! you can look around other blogs and places like Pinterest for inspo 😗 (plus playing around with that sorta stuff is fun)

also, make ur posts aesthetically pleasing!! idrk how to explain how, so i’d again, suggest skimming around posts you find, “pleasing” and observe what it is thats making you feel that way~ dont copy/steal tho, find ur own pretty gifs or make ur own banners please and thank you,

PLEASE DONT USE THE SMALL FONT FOR EVERYTHING OMG ITS ANNOYING IT HURTS PEOPLES EYES AND GIVES PEOPLE HEADACHES HOLY FUCK. IT GETS HARD TO READ TOO (u can use it for like~ a single word/sentence, bUT THATS IT PLZ)

posting regularly can also help, my posting is a bit off so idrk, but its worth a try!! dont push yourself too hard or i’ll come over to wherever you are and force you to eat and hydrate 😤

make some friends!! okay, dont just make friends to gain popularity off of them, thats fucked up, but somehow just having people to talk to is really motivating in a strange way 🧘🏾‍♀️ but again, dont just have friends for your own gains, actually be a friend (but since ur on anon im guessing ur shy so dw abt it💖)

be interactive!! there are a lot of blogs i followed because i see their being interactive w/ their followers and ppl like them just feel nice to be around and give out a rlly nice aura ✨ at first it’s a little hard since nobody will interact (yea i’ve been there 😔 still somewhat am) but once you build up a bit, people will come around

USE THE RIGHT TAGS!!! in my opinion, i automatically hate people who put “c/n smut” but it’s really a comfort fic, it just grinds my gears, ya’know? use accurate tags please. if its a fluffy fic, use “c/n fluff” not that hard~ and keep in mind only the first 20 of the tags u put are registered, any tag after the 20th one is just for show 🧍🏾‍♀️

mAKE A MASTERLIST I CANT STRESS THAT ENOUGH- it don’t matter if you only have 12 works, or 8, maybe 5, MAKE ONE. it saves your sanity. (going through my archive to find all my shit to make my m.list rlly put me through it) plus if you have one people will most likely skim around and binge your works and its rlly motivating to watch the same person like all your stuff before following you 😌 oh and put the link to your m.list in your bio ( here is a link w/ a tutorial on how to do that )

you dont have to depend on requests!! write your own stuff so people can see, even if its self-indulgent, a little selfcare dont hurt😌 “oh wow, I've has this idea in mind for a while, i wonder if this writer will write it for me, their writing is really good and i enjoy their stuff” thinks someone who just read one of your works~ and boom, theres a request 😎💅🏾✨

uHH thats all i have im sorry~

i truly dont know how i gained followers so these r kinda things i’ve done and think helped a bit

bUT PLEASE TAG ME IN UR STUFF I WANNA READDD 🥺 i’ll even drop a rb

n e wayz i hope my “advice” helped omg still trying to understand why u came to me like this post sucks i-

love u hope ur blog does well <333 

[jindoelf]

200404 Eunhyuk Online Birthday Party (Eunhae cut)

https://youtu.be/wKfjaJyzplQ

🎁은혁이와 함께 온라인 생일파티🎁 (HAPPY BIRTHDAY EUNHYUK)

hj: i have to call donghae next. what shld i get him to say?

sd: shld i help u pick? smth hard for him to say... this kid... lets get him to say his nickname "lee donghaek"

hj: shld i just get him to say nyonyoynyoo

right donghae. what to do if he curses? they curse a lot with me. right so "nyo nyo nyo ynoo"

dh: happy birthday to you

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: happy birthday to you

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: my e oppa

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: did u do ur birthday party

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: oh u did thats nice

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: did u eat seaweed did u talk with ur mom

hj: nyonynoynoy

dh: nyonynoynoy

hj: oh????? ur late!!!!

dh: im never late!!!

hj: ur always a step behind me

dh: ur a step behind me!!!!

hj: ur like 2m behind me

dh: nyonynoynoy

hj: u shld have did this earlier!!!

dh: nyonynoynoynyonynoynoynyonynoynoy

hj: oh u speak well. right by

dh: where are you?

dh: (in the live) happy birthday to you

hj: ??????

dh: i told u i was never late comepared to u !!!!! didnt i !!!!!! ah!!!!!!!! nyonyonyonyooo!!!!

hj: u shld have said so earlier!!!!!!!!

hj: ahhh hthats why the cake only comes out now!! i was wondering why we didnt start with the cake right away. u shld have come earlier

dh: (sings happy birthday) u have to blow the candles with ur nose

hj: shld i try one? oh it works?

eunhae: (laughs)

hj: bring me tissue!! ahhh its the first time i wear this

dh: birthday presents

hj: did you buy them

dh: what are you talking about

hj: i'll check. bring ur receipts.

dh: why do u need to do this

hj: u checked last time when i came didnt u

hj: oh u went there????

hj: bring me another tissue

dh: u don't need it. here!

hj: ???? thats not a gift thats just u promoting!!!!!

dh: no just put it on!!! put it on!!

hj: thats just u promoting!!!

dh: no!!!

hj: then u talk

dh: i really really want to meet you guys. really really really want to meet you guys. oh i will clean it up for u (the stain)

dh: u bought me couple gifts last time didnt u !!!!!!!!!!!!

hj: i did (laughs) ah this is so annoying!!!! we look crazy !!!!!

hj: oh this is shoes? ah this fucking?

hj: ??????????

(couple shoes)

hj: are you fucking crazy. youre crazy

(* pun with shoes and fuck)

hj: i cldnt even think about this (this event)

dh: u needed this right (beauty products)

hj: oh yea. is it the new one? the limited edition

dh: its just how it is

hj: the bag's too big just for these two products

dh: (pulls out couple lipbalms (?????))

hj: woooow youre the worst. this is the worst video ever (laughs) whats this

dh: mother gift

hj: oh i gave a gift for ur mom too. oh i think i bought the same gift for mom

dh: she can use it for a long time

hj: this is the worst

dh: (forces a kiss on hyukjae)

hj: wtf ?????? get off!!!!

hj: this is the worst video ever

hj: wah i want to cry

dh: of course

hj: not bc of you

hj: i cld never have imagined it.... is there water?

hj: oh right, the dalgona? oh you did a lot! then you do it (donghae)

hj: show them, is that enough?

dh: it smells like dalgona coffee

hj: wah my mind is blank

hj: oh its a cheap cake right? about 1,000W right? looks cheap

hj: oh right there was a game

dh: werent u supposed to end it in an hour

hj: idk i do whatever i want. lets do the mission together. everyone what shld i get him to say? oh english? just enligh? oh?? "no challenge no change"

hj: ma-onnnng

sw: hyok

dh: me-honnng

sw: we only call once in a year; on ur birthday

dh: i'll call u in three days

sw: wtf...?

dh: (makes weird noise)

sw: what are you doing

eunhae: (humming the tune of no challenge no change)

sw: nyonyonyo

hj: ma-ong where are you ma-ong

hj: if theres change then there is....

dh: everybody say???

sw: i think its time for your medicine

eunhae: (laughs)

hj: no challenge

sw: i can't say that here theres a lot of people

hj: (usb impersonation) yah yah happy birthday my friend

sw: yes my friend

hj: im on live broadcast

sw:???? its ruined

hj: u failed my mission. u didnt say no challenge

sw: i did

hj: its within 40s

sw: its hard

hj: its bc my birthday is 0404

sw: i kno

hj: ur 0407

next is ryeonggu. what shld i do with ryeonggu. lets hurry up. "im confident"? ok. no other corner, we'll only do this (laughs)

hj: he's not picking up. ryeonggu. ryeonguuuuu. im confident!!!! that kid... hes not busy though. he doesn't have schedules though. does he pick up ur calls? try calling him

dh: then hold this for me

dh: i shld cut off my hair

hj: right hes just not picking up right? its not just my calls right

hj: right then last is kyu. ryeonggu is a fail. hes not picking up. next is kyu. what shld we do with him. "its the worst"? i will try.i shld just sing then. he keeps saying my singing is the worst

kh: hyunnng

hj: (sings)

kh: hyunnnng

hj: (sings)

kh: what are u doing

hj: (sings)

kh: ...hello?

hj: kyu?

kh: hyung ur rly bad at singing

hj: i was just pretending

kh: ur really bad

hj: if u had to say one word what wld it be. i have to hear a word from u

kh: ah "the worst"

hj: ahh!!!! why didnt u say it earlier. its too late now! kyuu

kh: hyung

hj: im doing the birthday party

kh: i heard its at 6pm. im not doing mine bc of u.

hj: ah bc they might not watch? u pushed it back

kh: hyung dont sing

hj: i will dance

kh: ah then thats ok

hj: anyway someones here

kh: who

hj: an athlete

kh: really? lee donghae?

hj: ur good

kh: im good ofc

dh: kyukyukyukyu

kh: donghaiiii. its the two of u

hj: yes its just the two of us. d&e has to do it

hj: am i done? lets eat it

dh: do we have to drink it with a straw? i never tried it

hj: oh this is weird (lipbalm)

dh: its cool right? feels cool. drink it in oneshot

hj: do i have to mix it? no? do i just drink it like this? u hvae a coffee shop, how do i do it?

dh: just dirnk

hj: (drinks)

hj: yah!!!!! theres no milk !!!! its bitter !!!!!!

hj: ohhh youtube is fun!! shld i do it? shld we do it? dont u do it?

dh: i don't do it like that

hj: do it and i will come over to play

dh: no no no no

hj: u shld call ur youtube nononono

dh: teuk hyung does it for 4 hours

hj: oh thats a problem. hes got a disease.

dh: i iwll leave now

hj: try it first. it s weird though? is tat how its supposed to taste?

dh: thats weird

hj: is that right? is that how its supposed to taste

hj: anyway u can leave. i will see you nononono

dh: nonononono

i did the the cake, the dalgona coffee and the game. whats next. ah the most important part, the questions! i was wondering what id do in an hour but its alrdy an hour. thats why teuk hyung does it for 4hrs. and since i don't hear u its quite alright (laughs)

the coffee isnt that good, the milk is good though. yeah its good everyone

i will start eunhyuk's quiz! drum. did u hear the drum sound? theres this thing from shindongdaeng's studio. shld we try listening to applause? is it coming out? ah no? (laughs) well

quiz 1: what was the popcorn that hyukjae ate during 2ya2yao filming

hj: is that the kind of question we're doing. i did eat... kh said it was good so i ate it but i don't rmb. oh? everyone gave the answer...? is that normal? consome(?)! then i don't need to guess??

guys don't give me the answer. it was consome (?)

congratulations for being picked for the quiz. you'll get a signed cd

quiz 2: 3-word poem with lee hyukjae from some show (didn't catch which one). if u don't kno pls do another one

hj: i don't rmb. pls give me the answer. pls give me the answer!!! yah elf-yah !!! give me the answer!!!! ah u don't know? whats this... wheres the person who sent this

right 2020 version

lee : im sad bc elf dont have much interest in me

hyuk : hyukjae hyukjae always wonder where elfs are

jae : its not fun

(laughs) fail! i used to be good at those. i lsot my touch

quiz 3: what was the airport event i had at some event in 2012

hj: how am i spposed to know!!!! do u guys actualy kno ?? oh?? it was marilyn monroe???? at that was that day? ah right it was for a punishment.... right fail! it was a punishment for all about suju

quiz 4: name of the menu of the cafe that i went with yesung on i live together (suju returns)

hj: ah.... i don't even rmb the cafe we went to. i don't want to remember. why are you bringing this up? then just fail. what was the name? i rmb it was a long name thats all

(thanhxuannie)

[avidstarling]

Summer Of 2015, Germany

(Apologies for some mistakes in this dhsk im not much of a writer but I wanted to try so :’))) )

       Septi entered into a town called Rothenburg, A little shop had caught her attention She enters the place to smells of lavender and honey mixed together. A man stood there, smiling at the unfamiliar one "Ahhh, Velcome to mein swords shop! Ze name is Gerard! How may I assist?" "Uhhh...I dunno. Arent you... suppose to hurt me in any way possible?" "VHAT!! hell no! vhy vould I do zhat?" She then shrugs it off, looking down on her left hand, "im,, kind of used to it so,,, its weird ..sorry to startle ya.." "no no dont be-" He then leans into the counter, his voice going to a whisper."say....do you happen to have any sort of,, magic? or weaponry? be truthful" "well,, I have these stones? as well as uhhh.. does some claws count?" "interesting.. mind if I take a look at your hand?" she snickers,"As long as you don t plan on cutting it off cuz,, I need it" Though hes pretty stone-faced, that gave him a chuckle,"noooo mein friend, I may seem a bit unusual but I dont do that kind of things." He then dragged his hand around the moonstone on her hand, feeling the soothingly cold aura surrounding it. "ahhhh, a fine jewel...vhere did you get it from?" she kinda shrugs "Well,,,,,lets say a kind witch handed me this thing" "....vas her name Nedra?" Shocked, she replied "uhhh,, yea? How did you know?" He smiled and wrapped his hands around hers,"You see, we witches and wizards of all kind has an effective, yet secretive way of communicating with each other- She knew you would come to me. So she let me knows to be gentle with you""...oh-" Her ears lowered,         "So... if I have this thing on my hand,, and possibly on my cloak,, w- would that make me a.. witch?" She questioned. “More or less, dear, It takes some time to actually develop a set of skills that vould help you on your journey” she’s silent, not sure what to say. Gerard frowns at her silence. “Is there something wrong?” "N- No,, not really.. I just...." She's struggles with words at that moment. Gerard then looked to the steaming tea across his store “How about you settle down, ey? Vant some tea?” She then looks up,".. sure." He then got out of the stand, gesturing her to take a seat near the windows.“We’ve got oolong tea as of right now, have you tried em?” "Uhh.. I dont really know? I dont usually drink tea but maybe Nedra gave em to me while I was unconscious." He nods, pouring tea onto the cups he summoned not long ago With a plate in hand with two cups, Gerard heads to where septi was seating and placed the plate onto the table.“Enjoy, mein friend~”And with that, Septi took an unexpected long sip on the tea, her ear twitching a bit. "Hmm! Not bad-" Gerard smiled, “Im glad, It has quite a lot of benefits as well as some boost” "Thats nice~" Septi smiled lightly. "It... does kind of made me feel better." “I have served my purpose in life zhen." He then hummed a bit,“But uhh.. if you dont mind answering, of course, but vhat vas troubling you earlier?” She chuckles lightly,"Not at all. And... well, just.. I’ve always been a huge enthusiast about magic stuff in general I just... I dunno,, I thought about my home as well..." He nodded steadily,“And I presume your home vas not...swell?”"....yeah" When he finished his tea, he got up and slightly raise his hand to offer a pat. Septi nods a go ahead “I’m... very sorry mein friend” she held back her tears,"Its.. fine.. I’ll be fine, I’ve been through worst. Gerard was silent, he head back to the stand, quickly handing someone a sword that they had ordered by phone.        Though suddenly, A burst of security jumped in to the store. Septi held her hand up, but the German officers goes to the client getting their sword. The mysterious figure then flew up, shots were going off. Little did those officers know that they were behind them, slashing all one by one, got close to slicing a bit of septi’s neck,"Heck-" All the officers were struck down, dead. Blood was staining the hard wood floor. The mysterious person then spoke as they got to an exit "Eye for an eye and the whole world dies."And suddenly, they flew away Septi was,, confused,,, looking at the puddles of blood Gerard then sighed “...that. wasnt suppose to happen... But hey, what do you expect from your chaotic son...” "..son?" “Yeahhh, if I say a word about him, he’d threaten me to put me to jail so I cant say much-“ "....Damn" “Damn indeed, miss. Daamn indeeed” “Say... why dont you go and stay at that lil cottage over across the street September?” "Uhh.. sure I guess? I usually move on from places for reasons.. but, I suppose why the heck not?" “That’s the spirit, Kiddo! I’m sure you havent had a night worth of sleep, ey?” "..Whats a sleep?" “Ah.. well. Anywho, I can help you get set up with it if you want?”"If.. you dont mind? I’m not super familiar with this place so-" He chuckles,“Very well then” He then got the keys and lead septi out the shop. It was closing time anyway so, might as well. The both of them walked on ahead up from the shop to the cottage. Gerard opened the door for her and got to talking with his ghostly buddy in German The ghost couldnt speak english, but they smiled at Septi, nodding to her right, in which lead to her room.       Gerard then got down to septi, almost as if he was about to say goodbye to his kids as they’d go on their own."Alright, I’m not sure what tomorrow vill hold, but.. Do take care, alright?” Septi nods and wrapped one hug around him,"Thanks.. you too, pal," Septi then head on to her room when all of a sudden, Gerard shouted “wAI T!!” Startled, she turned around. “Sorry, eheh- I uhh... I forgot to give you this-“Gerard then reached for a sword he had held on to for a while “I’d like to give you this." He then had two hands on the blade, Septi was speechless."Y- you sure you wanna give me this?" “Ja, it was a nice friend I had.. but I zont use em anymore.. even if its still strong” Septi then steadily grabs the hilt of the sword, taking a closer glimpse at the long, silver blade "..thank you.." He shook his head “Neiiin, no need to sank me-“ "But,,, you didnt need to do it-" “As I said, I dont need it anymore, plus, this could be of massive help onto your adventures-“ Septi went quiet for a bit "Well, I’mma thank you anyway." She then smiled at him, giving him a salut He nods, saluting back as he exits the cottage Septi then entered her room, this was the first time she had slept properly since her and Nedra’s meeting. Not even the moon could wake her up from her deep sleep.

[bolbianddolanhouse]

BNHA self insert AU

rNani the heck is this? Read here!

Chapter 28: Finally! Some Good Fucking Food!

It’s a month into the second term and a whole lot of technical things were studied. That all changes when the second wave of villain attacks affect the school.

-Intel dorms, Saturday evening-

“I’m getting real fed up with these hero kids fucking everything up!��� huffed Mimi as she threw herself on the common room rug “we can’t do shit on this fine Saturday night!”

“It’s not that bad” Hansai raised his voice from the kitchen “we can still turn up in our dorms!” he opened the booze cupboard but was greeted by Jin holding a paintball gun.

“Not so fast bucko!” Jin cried out as he cocked the gun “we gotta ration the booze! It’s only been 3 days since the word on the house arrest for all dorms” he hops out the cupboard “think this through! If we drink all the booze now, how are we going to get more if our rules don’t change?” he turns to the others “we all have to wait it out until we get house arrest lifted on all intel.”

“I hate that you’re right on this one” I groan from the couch “we don’t have a choice, its operation: Sober Waiting Game” I lazily levitate myself to the window and see the security robots on high alert patrol “stupid hero program and their public displays of quirks! Yall aint shit!” I shake my fist at whoever was peering through the other dorm’s window.

Meanwhile, at the hero dorms

“Hey I think the intel kids are mad at us” Kaminari said as he was looking out the window.

“How do you know?” asked Shinso as he walked up to the window.

Kaminari points to the second floor window to see Palma-san shaking her fist at them “I’m 90 percent sure that’s Palma-san cursing us out.”

“It was uncalled for that the school put them on the same house arrest” Uraraka meekly said as she walked up to the window to see “none of them were involved.”

Shinso gets sees an opportunity to get closer to Palma-san “Well in whatever case, I’ll be in my room” he turns to leave the commons room “don’t disturb me.”

Everyone that was in the commons room see him walk in his room and looked at each other in confusion as he never said anything like that before. But they shrugged it off and didn’t question it further.

Shinso:[Hey, how are you holding up on your end?]

Palma:[Not the best, we’re bored]

Shinso:[Wanna come over to my room? Just us?]

He didn’t have to wait for a text back, she teleported in with a beanbag and a bag of hot cheetos.

“Sup” she uttered as she crunched on a cheeto “hope you don’t mind my beanbag chair, didn’t have the will to get up from it.”

“Not at all” he chuckled “you look awfully comfy.”

“Yea, there’s not much to do but laze around in our lounge wear” she sank farther in the chair “we usually have parties or go out to downtown on nights like these” she sighed “and like, we could all say fuck the rules and Jin could teleport us to wherever we want to go or disable those security bots, but we promised no hijinks until the house arrest gets lifted.”

“Well, I guess we could just hang out and get to know each other better” he said as he sat on his rug to get on the same level as her “I don’t know much about you or your many talents.”

“You want to get to know me?” she gave a face of doubt “why though?”

“I hear about all your feats and triumphs” he praised “but I want to know the real you, the side that doesn’t get announced.”

She crunches on more cheetos “Well, I’m some Cali girl that’s gotten into some deep shit” she pauses a moment to think of the next thing to talk about “I’m just trying to be happy with what I’ve got.”

“But what about all your talents?”

“I’ve just gotten lucky” she picks up another cheeto “it’s always been like that.”

“Do you want to be here?”

“Heh, nope” a longing smile spreads across her face “I wanna be back home with my family, eating carne asada and frijoles. I want to be in the arms of my love, I want to cause chaos with my friends at the local swapmeet” she sighs “so many things I want to go back to but I can’t because I’ve committed myself here.”

“So what’s making things worthwhile?” he asked confused “you don’t seem totally miserable.”

“Well, don’t know about you” she put her cheetos beside her beanbag “but my sense of adventure and spry nature is what makes things interesting” she gently levitates Shinso “aren’t you a little curious to run your little paws on me, kitty?” she smirked as Shinso responds eagerly “aww look at you! Kitty wanna play with me? Kitty wanna cuddle up and have some fun?” Shinso obediently nods “come here then.” 

The moment she puts him down, Shinso crawls on to her and starts to softly feel her features. He felt the soft texture of her curly hair, the exaggerated curve of her waist to her hips, her sweet little hands and her.... oddly muscular calves? Her scent is what really got him, like a flower garden and a hint of something sweet.

“I have to say” he cooed as he sniffed her shoulder “I like your scent, er I mean, is that too weird?” he instantly took back his creepy comment.

“A bit? hehehe” she giggled “you’re not the only one, Tenya always deep sniffs me when we hug” she ran a hand through his hair “it’s mostly the dried sachet I carry to suppress my quirk.”

He gives a weird face “That’s new, why the heck do you need your quirk suppressed?”

She explained everything “...I don’t really like the other methods” she sighed “honestly having telekinesis feels like a curse.”

“Why does it feel like that?” he was confused.

“Well it’s so hard to control and delicate” she closed her eyes “I haven’t had a proper nights sleep since I was 5 years old, when my quirk manifested, and I have so many quirk related health issues that have no remedy” she floated up with Shinso and the beanbag “if I get too stressed, I lose control of it and I could die! It’s fucked up but I just accepted it to be my fate.”

“That’s heavy, I’m sorry to hear that” he struggles to find the right words to say.

“Yup, I hope if I have kids, they’d get their father’s quirks” she opens her eyes “so they don’t have to bear the burden that’s my quirk” she scoffed at herself “bold of me to assume that I’ll live or keep someone long enough to have children with me.”

“Whoa that got dark” he tried to change the subject “but why think that you’ll never get there?”

“I’ve just given up on the prospect that I’ll find my one and only” she turned to look out the window “I came here alone, I’ve suffered alone so I’ll just die alone too. And it’s not like I’m sad about it” she tried to reassure Shinso “I’ve cried my tears and I planned out my life as a single woman.”

“What if you get a boyfriend?”

“Coolio, he can stay in my house if he doesn’t mind my floating.”

“What if you do get married? Children?”

“I’ll just have to figure it out from there!” she giggled “I didn’t factor in those things, it just feels like something out of my dreams that seems unattainable” she turned to face Shinso “it’s going to take a very strong and patient man to be my life partner.”

“You’re pretty, smart and strong” he grabs the floating bag of hot cheetos “you have boys fawning over you! Any one would be a fool to not keep you in their lives!” he eats a cheeto and instantly regrets it “oh fuck hot, hot HOT!”

She bursts out laughing “pendejo! can’t handle the spice?”

“NO!” he chugs his cold tea after she sets him down “you ate these like they weren’t spicy!”

“I’d been eating spicy since I was old enough to get solid food” she floated everything down and crunched on some cheetos “hot cheetos are snack spice! You should taste what we eat on a normal basis.”

“Hard pass” he pants with his tongue out “I’d kill for some of that rice milk drink you made though.”

“Go drink some milk fool!” she teased as he ran out to the kitchen “what a wuss.”

“AHHH SHINSO-KUN! ARE YOU OKAY?!” cried out some of the boys that were in the kitchen.

“Oh my God he’s drinking all the milk! Ew” gagged Jiro “that just the nastiest thing I’ve seen in a long time.”

I float out to where everyone was “Sorry yall, Shinso couldn’t handle the spice.”

“Palma-san? What were you doing with Shinso-kun?” asked Sero as he wiped the sweat and milk off of Shinso’s face.

“Just talkin’ and floatin’” she crunched on some more cheetos “Oi Bakugo! Get in on this shit.”

“Fuck yea!” Bakugo aggressively gets some and munches on them “that’s some good shit! God I miss eating your cooking” he gets more cheetos “you’re the only one that gives a spicy option to meals and your ethnic snacks and candy are the best!”

“Aww you miss me miss me?!” I teased to a very laxed Bakugo. He didn’t get irritated at the comment, just kept getting cheetos and crunching on them. “Anyways, fuck y’all for the house arrest” I spat out to really voice the feelings of the intel program “Now WE have to be on our best behavior to get considered for ban lift.”

“But can’t you just teleport anywhere?” Mineta spoke up “and what about your skinny friend with the portal quirk? Seems like you didn’t have a problem coming here.”

“Stupid they’ll get caught anyways!” Sero said as he finished cleaning up all the milk “they have earpieces that have a tracker so they can communicate and find each other” he turned to Palma-san “thats how they warned the school in time for the villain attack.”

“It’s true” I sighed “we were only involved in the communication part of the villain attack, things could’ve gone south if we weren’t coming back early from off-campus training.”

“We are very fortunate Ita, thank you” Iida stepped forward and bowed “on behalf of our class, I apologize.”

“Oh jeez Tenya no need to be so formal with the apologies” I cringed upon his gesture “but I should be warping back, looks like Shinso is pleading me to leave with my ethnic snacks from hell.”

“NO please stay!” Iida reached out to stop her “lets have a nice chat over apples.”

“Depends, will you let me eat unpeeled apples?” I arched my eyebrow.

“Yes, like the heathen you are” he cringed at the compromise “I’ll even slice them for you.”

“Oh fuck yeah!” I yelped as I give the bag of hot cheetos to Bakugo. Everyone was too weirded out by the idea of unpeeled apple eating, so they went about minding their own business. I sat on the floor, against the bed, of Iida’s room and I wasn’t thinking much about his sudden want for me to stay until he entered the room. Once he closed the door and locked it, his whole body language changed from ‘affirmative’ to ‘distressed’. “Tenya? You good?” I asked in a very concerned tone “you didn’t ask me to stay just to chat, did you?”

He sits in front of me, setting the bowl of apples down with a hard sigh “I’m not okay Ita” his voice was cracking a bit “this attack has been taxing me emotionally and I get that I’m the class rep and it’s my responsibility to keep everyone together and be strong but I-”

“But you’re at your limit huh” I finished his sentence and he nodded as he took off his glasses. “You poor thing” I softly spoke as I crawled over to hug him “tell me everything that’s bothering you, I’ll listen.”

He proceeds to talk it out with some tears as she lets him lean on her. Her back rubbing really helped him calm down and get comfortable. “...thank you for listening to me” he turned to make eye contact with her “I haven’t had time to myself and I don’t really trust anyone else with these things.”

“It’s no problem” I smiled warmly to assure him “you always listen to me and my problems, it’s the least I could do.” I start to rub is temples “when was the last time you just relaxed?”

He closed his eyes as he felt the her touch worked it’s magic “I don’t even know, it’s been pretty tough since starting school here” he moans softly “can you just keep doing that but all over my head?”

I giggled “you mean a head massage?” I switched to scalp rubbing “sure, just relax and let me work my magic.”

After a thorough head massage, he sits up and pulls her closer. Before she could say anything, he embraces her in a very needy way. “I wish I could just keep you close like this always” what is this boy trying to get at? “I’ve grown accustomed to your company and...softness.”

“My softness?” I uttered confused “has nobody hugged you as a child?”

“Rarely, your embrace feels like a mother’s love and the comforts of home” his hands shift on her back “do you ever feel like you found something you didn’t know was missing from your life?”

“I have yet to find it” I relax into the hug “but I have a feeling that my life is going to fall into place once I do.” I levitate an apple and take a big bite out of it, making the most wet sounding crunch.

“Okay, hug time over” Iida almost ejects her out of his arms “you might be cuddly but you’re also a skin-on-fruit eating heathen.”

I let out a cackle “nobody’s perfect Tenya” I take another bite out of my apple “these are some juicy bois.”

He couldn’t contain his laughter “you’re so silly Ita! Apples don’t have genders!”

I bust out laughing at that dumb retort and we spent the rest of the evening in that silly mood. Just being ourselves again and forgetting about the conflict that’s going on.

-Fast forward one week, Monday in homeroom-

“Okay everyone I have good news and two pieces of bad news” Diya announces to the class grudgingly “GOOD NEWS, the ban has been lifted on all intel” we all cheer but he waits for us to finish to give us the rest of his announcement “bad news 1: our activities planned for this term have been for the most part cancelled until further notice and bad news 2: we have to train the 1st years to be on par for full program defense in case of another villain attack.”

We groaned and cried out in disappointment as a class, the activities planned were a beach training day and other off-site weapon training. Plus the 1st years aren’t on par for anything really, unlike us, they have terrible team chemistry. We’ve seen their weapons training sessions and they end in disaster and most of the class in the nurses office. Jin raises his hand.

“Yes Matsui?”

“You mentioned full program defense, does that mean we not only have to learn another formation but also add more protocols?”

“Yes, it means precisely that” he exhales stressfully “from now to the end of the term, we’ll be all hands on deck and drill in another 10 protocols.”

I raise my hand.

“Put your hand down Palma, you can’t file a complaint over what our ‘Supreme Rat Overlord’ ,as you put it, called into action.” Diya wasn’t having any of our sass today.

I huffed as I put my hand down to cross them “Well that wasn’t very cash money of the Rat.”

“But you do have more liberties Palma” Diya says as he shuffles through some papers on his desk “since you’re in the hero program as well, you’re providing us with intel on them and increasing their chances of safety when you’re with them.”

“Oh so she’s like plain clothes security for them when it’s class time!” Yuka blurted.

“I guess that would make sense” Hansai thought out loud “those students really like your company regardless on if you have to be there or not.”

“Ugh that’s mega annoying” I groaned as I slid lower into my chair “that means I have to learn their new protocols too.”

“Oh man, press F in the chat for Palma-san’s sanity” Mimi bellowed for the class to participate.

“F” the class chanted in unison.

-After school, in the hero wing-

“Hey Palma-san” waved Shinso as I turned out of the classroom “that was quick, I thought you’d take more than 10 minutes.”

“Naw” I responded as I rubbed my face “unlike other teachers, Aizawa gets shit going if they need to be done.”

“What did you need to submit to him anyways?” he asked as we turned toward the front entryway “you were so stressed out over it that it concerned me.”

“Protocol conflicts” I sighed harshly “since I’m in both intel and hero programs, I abide by both of the given protocols for whatever situations. If I find a conflict that can’t be worked around or get technical, I have to report it so when the time comes neither group will get reamed for breaking protocol.”

“How many did you find?”

“Nearly all 10 new protocols conflict with intel’s new ones” we cross the school gates and into the sidewalk “If we got attacked again before I noticed the conflicts, yall would’ve been fucked because all I could do is rescue Bakugo and Todoroki because they aren’t hero license holders for more than 5 months!” I let out a giggle “imagine the rage Bakugo would be throwing when I have to get them to a safe area.”

“That does sound bad, you have a good sense of logic” Shinso pondered on my explanation “can’t believe the school is trusting you with that information.”

“Well, it’s not like I’m going to run off with these protocols” I smirked “my schooling is being paid for by the government that I’ll eventually have to work for and it’s not like I can leak this info to anybody in the United States, because there’s no hero schools out there” I look at Shinso “so by being responsible with this information and being proactive in the resolutions, I prove to them that I’m a trusted asset and they’re investing well in my education.”

“No hero schools back home? Hmmm” Shinso starts to connect the dots “does that mean that you did a full year of high school before coming here?”

I nod but also start sweating ‘oh crap I think I said too much’ I think to myself.

“Wow, I’m sorry you had to leave like that” his tone changes to something more empathizing “leaving your friends behind and family to a country full of strangers, I see why you feel the need to do things on your own” he stops walking just before the dorm perimeter “you feel abandoned and scared since you stepped foot here, you’re trying to mask all of that with your capabilities to keep everyone away from your past.”

I turn pale, he clocked me for everything I thought I was doing a good job at doing! He steps closer to me and I flinch, reflectively stepping back and put my arm up to block an attack, bad move on my end. He stops to put his hands out, like he was taming a wild animal. He takes another step and I don’t move but I don’t move my arm away either. Another step, I wonder why isn’t he using his quirk to freeze me in place? And what is he trying to do? Why here? Why now? My questions distracted me from him and his arms gently wrapping around me snapped me out of my thoughts.

“What are you-”

“Shhh, Ita” he softly spoke “I get it now, why you are the way you are and the pressure put upon you. It’s not fair and whoever hurt you so you had to ripped away from home, may the universe punish them!” I didn’t know what to say, I just stood there, dumfounded by the near accuracy “you don’t have to tell me the full story right now but know that I care about your wellbeing. And that’s rare for me to say.”

“Hitoshi” I broke my silence and hugged back “thank you, I’ve been waiting for someone to just stop trying to pry and just be understanding that I’ve been through my worst nightmares and barely survived” my face starts to creep up with a hard blush “it’s comforting to know that you care.”

“Why?” he asked as he pulled away from the hug and caught sight of my flushed face.

“Oh, uhh” I start stammering “no particular reason-” I lock eyes with a familiar item thats poking out of Shinso’s backpack, a fucking pill container with a full nug of weed inside! I can’t let him know that I know what I saw so I blurt “hahaha good talk BYEEE!” and I teleport to my dorm. I peek from the common room window a perplexed Shinso walking up to the dorms and disappear inside.

“What the hell was that?” Yuka asked me when I turned to walk back to my room “don’t try hiding it Palma-san! I saw you do your little panic run-turn-to-teleport!” she narrowed her eyes and got snarky “you like that purple haired boy, don’t you?~”

“Ah fuck you caught me!” but right when I said that, Tetsutetsu jumped out from behind the couch.

“I KNEW IT!” he yelled “my boy finally warming up to you, I’m abouta cry some manly tears!”

“What the hell? Yuka are you trying to get us in trouble?!”

“Take a look at the full ban rule” she pointed to a packet on the counter “Jin did some snooping to get the full tea on our liberties.” She made 4 of herself to prevent me from changing the subject “so~what did you say that made you panic?”

I sighed and snickered “Okay so like, he almost clocked me on my past and was like ‘it’s ok I get it now and I care about you and thats rare’ right” I hold it together for the next part “and I’m like ‘oh I’m so glad that you care’ because I’m that bitch and I start blushing and he saw and that got me a lil fucked up that I looked away from him and saw that he got some of that good good” I pause to let Yuka gasp “yeah and I’m like damn he’s tight as fuck if he sparks up like me but I looked sus and I panicked a bit.”

“Thats cute though!” Yuka exclaims “OH you should drop in on a roof sesh and be like ‘oh? you’re here too?’ and see where the night takes you.”

I didn’t want to hear anymore Yuka date ideas “I’ll see BUT I wanna know the hot tea on this ban and where the hell it says the tin man is allowed to be here.”

“HEY!” Tetsu yelps at my comment.

“Oh sorry, Tin ADOLESCENT” my retort made Yuka laugh as I made my way to the packet. I spent about an hour on the 5 page with size 11 font packet to find every work around and liberties we could hark on. “So the ban was only for the dorm students, not because we were involved” I ponder a bit more “if they made a huge deal about us too, why wasn’t this packet made available to us sooner?”

Jin turns to place a cup of cucumber water in front of me “re-read the bottom of page 3″ he said as he turned the page for me and points at the section “it says something about targeted students and the students associated with them are to be under surveillance until ban is lifted.”

“Yea, it’s to prevent kidnapping and negotiating with the enemy right?”

“Not only that” he takes a sip of his cup “the school knows what we did at operation Lion’s Den. We put an authoritative eye on our class because of it” I stressfully put my head in my propped up hands “hey don’t be hard on yourself! The blame for any of this was that broccoli lookin ass and the aggressive twink.”

“I guess but that doesn’t make me feel less bad about it” I softly slam my head on the counter “and I assume that you found that I have to prevent them from any sort of recklessness on our off-site training?”

“Right on the money!” Jin finger-gunned at my guess “but you’ll have Mimi and I to help you with that since we’re the team with the most experience.”

I wasn’t liking all these changes but it was relieving to know my friends are going to be by my side. The days pass and I get more and more curious on Shinso’s weed preferences and routine. With some careful observation and some bribing of the 3rd year intel students, I’ve gathered that his dealer is some 3rd year business student and he smokes 3 times a week. He’s always alone when he does with occasional company from Aizawa, uses a glass piece to smoke out of but no intel on his choice of strain. Also, the more I notice, Shinso has warmed up to me to the point where he doesn’t chuckle at my wit but instead laughs genuinely. He’s given me more affection by giving me hugs and wiping the sweat off of my face when we do training. Much to my relief, nobody is noticing all this and I find the right time to wiggle in that I also smoke.

-After school, on the way to the dorms-

I do a deep sniff of the air “hey you smell that?”

“Smell....what?” asked Shinso, visibly panicked.

“That smell” I do some quick sniffs like a dog finding their bone “the smell of that sticky-icky” I sniff toward Shinso “hmmm, well wherever it’s from, disappointed to know that they didn’t invite me.”

“Wait, you know it’s weed?” Shinso asked bewildered at my coolness “but how?”

I giggled “Silly Hitoshi! I came from California, weedtopia of the United States!” I pointed at his bag “also I took a lil peek at your bag and I can’t believe you just carry your nugs in those pill bottles” I make a hand gesture “at least put it in a rolled up pair of socks until you get to your dorm.”

Shinso stood there with his mouth open and red faced, he could not believe that I knew so much. “S-so hmmm” he stammered “you wouldn’t happen to smoke yourself...do you?”

“I do, who wouldn’t after dealing with those kids all day” I sighed “invite me to your smoke sesh sometime, I’d love to show you a good time.”

He caught on to my flirt and just turned more red “Umm yeah for sure” he tried to be cool about it “how about tonight? On the rooftop?”

“I’d like that” I responded with out breaking a sweat “see you later~” I turn and teleport out into my dorm. I start freaking out a bit because I can’t believe I just did that. I walk out to the commons room to express my freak out “guys I’m fucking reeling! I got myself in the infatuation zone with that purple haired boy.”

“The one with the eye bags and brainwash quirk?!” Mimi exclaimed “you got a smoke sesh with him?!” I nod and everyone squeals in excitement “when for?”

“Tonight at usual getting high hours on the hero rooftop”

“Bitch what are you doing telling us?!” Yuka scolded me “you should be getting ready! it’s T-minus 3 hours until real getting high hours.”

“It’s just a smoke sesh Yuka”

“Don’t you want to get in the commitment zone?” she made a good point “didn’t you tell us that what’s his face isn’t interested in what you’re dropping?” she pushes me to my room “it’s time to get pretty and forget about that goody goody glasses boy!”

As I get ready, I start to recall all the times Iida didn’t pick up on my advances in comparison on how Shinso picked up on mine right away. If I play my cards right, Shinso is the one, no doubt about it. I check the time, it’s nearly 7pm, he’s probably on his way to the roof but I didn’t want to seem desperate so I waited until he got there to teleport over.

“Hey~” I say as I teleport in sight.

“Hey yourself” Shinso responded “you look really cute.”

“Oh thanks” I may have tried too hard to get in the commitment zone, I wore my finest sporty capri leggings and a cat crop top “it’s just my comfiest sesh wear.”

“Thats what I like alot about you” he said as he pulled out a few pill bottles out of his pencil pouch looking bag “you don’t try hard to look cute or pretty, you can pull off anything and you’d get complimented.”

“Thanks...so what you smokin?” I tried to change the subject “are you a sativa lad or indica enthusiast? or a hybrid edgelord?”

“What’s your favorite?” he sneered at me “since you know so much?”

“Pues, I smoke indica to help me sleep since my quirk can activate while I sleep” I start explaining as I pull out my pill bottles and rolling papers “but I love to smoke hybrids when I’m with others.”

“Oh you’re a joint girl” he oogles my variety of rolling papers and blunt wrappers “can’t say I can roll to save my life, so I’m a piece person.”

“Figured that much about you” I pick up a pill bottle “but you have some nice ones, back home the boys usually just have the cheap ones and they break in your hands” I grind a chunk of nug “it totally kills the mood! Thats why I took the time to perfect the art of joint rolling.” I start rolling up a joint on my thigh with grace “see? can’t ruin the vibes if you know how to roll” I lick the edge to seal and twist the end to finish the joint. I hand the joint to Shinso and he gives me a surprised look.

“For me?” he takes the joint from my hand “what’s the strain?”

“One of my favorites, Pineapple Kush in a pina colada flavored rolling paper” I get giddy to explain it “it’s an indica that has a pineapple-y taste and with the flavored paper, it’ll taste like summer! Plus the indica will help you knock out if you’re having trouble falling asleep.”

He palms the joint “Wow you really know your stuff huh?” he tucks it in his pouch “I’ll save it for a sleepless night, but I show you my favorite” he picks up one of his bottles “OG Purple Kush, semi grinded in the bowl.”

“OH! Have you ever mixed it with some Purple Paralysis?”

“With what now?!” he asked as he popped open the bottle.

I scan through my bottles to find it “this one, Purple Paralysis” I hand him the bottle “its a sativa and it’s not the strongest but mixed with OG purp, it’ll make you inspired to do some song writing or poetry.”

“Hmm, I’m intrigued” he looks at me with curious eyes “grind some so we can smoke it, I really want to feel what you mean.”

We combine the two in Shinso’s piece and smoked, the effects hit and we started to really have a good time.

“What are you thinkin’ about?” I asked as I poked his forehead “you look like you have an idea.”

“I was just thinking that I was wrong about you” he smiled and made eye contact with me “you know your stuff and I should listen to you more” he smirked “actually I think everybody should, you’re amazing Ita.”

“Oh stop it you!” I blushed and playfully pushed him “you talk me up too much but I feel like that sometimes” I lay down, resting my head on my bag “that everyone should listen to me because I do know a thing or two about the given situation but I don’t know” I sigh softly “I never wanted to be the leader but the leader isn’t doing anything either so I’m just stuck as the voice of reason.”

“You don’t want to be a leader?” Shinso lays next to me “is it because of your family dynamic?”

“Not really, it’s more that I don’t like authority and I don’t want to be hypocritical and be an authority too.”

“Oh damn thats deep” Shinso looks up at the night sky “I should write that down and pin it to my wall.”

“Oh lordt que de dije that mixing the two will result in this” I giggle “I’m glad that you wanted to smoke with me tonight” I look up at the sky “it’s a lovely night to get high with someone and get lost in thought.”

“Yeah, a lovely night” a silence followed, just vibing and stargazing. Shinso turned to her “you know, you’d make an excellent wife someday” their eyes met, her’s having a confused look “you’re beautiful inside and out, anyone would be a fool to not keep you around and make you happy.”

“I believe you” I smiled and blushed “you told me sober and under the influence, it must be true.”

We spent hours just talking with some flirty undertones, plans for more sessions to come. I go to bed feeling happy that finally I have someone that’s interested and responds to my advances. Not only that but I really feel that Shinso is going to be endgame with me. I could genuinely say that I am falling for him.

-Chapter 28 End-

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[hanjisungz-archive]

Oh, that's nice. I'm doing pretty good, a minor headache, but nothing too bad. I'm back from Russia, thank God. A dumb 74 y/o man bumped into our car today, but our car is mostly okay. School's starting in a week, and it's the only thing I've been thinking about since august started, also, my birthday is the 19th, so that's also coming. Also, my friend told me that I'm a great story teller and I make her and her family laugh a lot through my stories, so that's neat - leo anon 🦁

ah i feel you i get headaches (or migraines i guess) a lot but im glad youre okay!!! ah yea i see a lot of people going back to school,,,, hopefully ill be back in spring semester !!! but for now im content just working and saving up money (because the government isnt giving me anything :’))

happy early birthday !!!! and ahhh i get that sometimes but that might be because im very animated when i tell stories fjhskdjfhs but thats really cool !!!!

[rqs902]

i didnt bother with posting about ep 9 of ‘all for one’ but here we are on the last ep lol...

ok but ep 9 was literally just a big karaoke fest / fan meeting so nothing really stood out to me.... 

im starting this note halfway thru the ep after seeing huang zhibo’s line in pinlin’s group’s performance bc he did so well im so proud!!!!!!!! omgosh his stage presence has improved!! mainly this is all i wanted to say bc i actually really like zhibo even tho he didnt get much time to shine throughout this show :c ok even tho they had to color his hair for half his line, for the ending they didnt and just filtered the whole screen (thankfully) bc he really looks so nice here ahhhh 

omg he also got a random closeup later!!

omg i literally rewinded and replayed this one part so many times to watch zhibo.... i really like his dancing!!! 

ok but objectively pinlin’s group killed it, compared with the other 2 groups LOL

but ok i guess i should say something about what’s happened so far.... poor naicha’s group always gets stuck with doing a stage thats like 10x harder than all the other groups.... lol so is anyone actually surprised with the results from the first round?? is anyone gonna explain what happened to half of the members of he yifan’s group? lol.........

i think aj’s group did really well! their song really suited them and did feel very 潮 lol i think huadi KILLED IT and aj’s smile is always a highlight of their stages. i think ill always feel like i wish jojo had a bigger role in their perfs but it is what it is. i really liked their song

for new storm to be performing uniq’s monster feels so weird..... like the entire show is/was basically a whole big yuehua promotional strategy lol 

I CANT LISTEN TO THIS SONG WITHOUT HEARING CHEN TAO’S WENHAN “GWI ZE” IN MY HEAD HAHAHAHAHHAA

ok im sorry hong weizhe but wenhan started the song better LOL ;;; but also i love zongying and hes adorable but i think he messed up on stage and also his stage presence still needs some work.... why does it just look like hes glaring LOL yang bingzhuo is pulling off the short hair well! why is yixuan bald yanxiu singing his heart out!! and haolian’s smile aw haolian is really just a tall baby lol 

tuo xian mu ou.............. im crying........ their performance was so..... thoughtful. goodness even with a performance with minimal choreography, naicha designed every aspect of it with care. he always brings out the best qualities of each member through their performances and that is truly admirable. gao xin starting and ending the song, mu sen’s voice!! and guanguan’s, especially the line they sing together wow, zhang peng is beautiful and i need more of his voice too, zirui singing his heart out, long-ge’s dancing that brings people to tears, chen shun’s rap that cant be replicated, the little montage at the end, and naicha mentioned the formation at long-ge’s center part matching from their first performance and also their star levels matching from their original first grading -- bringing him back to being the only class leader with just 4 stars..... the fact that theyre all crying and hugging and selina and fei are crying im--- ahhhh gao xin and zheng peng’s friendship im truly ahhhhhh 

im sure they knew going into the last round that it would be highly unlikely that they would win... but i think they really showed us that they deserved to. 

ugh this ending song again feels biased toward new storm lol just like alllll the editing lol. i really like yanxiu’s voice! GAO XIN ZHANG PENG FRIENDSHIP AHHH omg yunlong holding a haoyu sign is the cutest thing!!

lol the fact that pinlin is in that new soy milk commercial im laUGHING theres really no doubt that he’ll make it still lol

naicha’s speech at the end was short but he stated facts. they lost the competition but they didnt lose face. tuo xian mu ou had the best stages 

poor aj.... never got to win first place this entire show........ and then he doesnt get to talk at the end?? ?lol

wow new storm won wow much surprise wow i definitely wasnt expecting this at all wow 

i feel like the whole concept of “popular class” is such a cop-out move LOL feels bad for the members of new storm who arent popular and probs arent gonna get treated like winners even tho they won.......... im concerned for yanxiu

i bet none of them actually even wanna be in “popular class” bc it totally ties them down / separates them from their actual classes... this is literally just to satisfy angry pinlin istg 

oh and theyre gonna go from 7 up? am i suddenly watching idol producer??? ooo chen shun!!! recognizing talent! naicha crying for him!!! and the fact that gao xin’s tall body jumped up as soon as she said tuo xian mu ou... awwww and he prob knew it wouldnt be himself but he was so happy for his team members c: gao xin is a giant softie 

at least since new storm had so many popular kids, that leaves a couple of spaces open in “popular class” lol 

lol i almost forgot about wang di oops now that im thinking about the kids who lost... why didnt they invite back the other teams?? like wait what about like yati and boxuan and ziyue -- i thought they liked them?? i mean i get they got eliminated halfway thru the show but still.... i feel like they were memorable / contributed a lot to this show

can we talk about haoyu running over to comfort huadi!!?!? ahhh 

yea about the whole “i dont think they even want to be in popular class”  -- literally i feel like huadi and aj and naicha are crying when they go on stage because they had to leave their original class behind....... 

im crying watching long-ge gesturing for a crying naicha to go on without them....

ok my tears havent even dried yet but im laughing at them trying to make it so suspenseful who got first place......... ITS PINLIN NO ONE IS DOUBTING THAT ITS PINLIN EVERYONE KNOWS ITS PINLIN OK THANKS

wow look at pinlin literally getting 3x the number of votes as yangtong at #2..... wow 

also just looking at yangtong, aj, and huadi’s rankings it makes sense why yoyo class was consistently like second place lol

haoyu and huadi coming out to welcome pinlin first is...... the most......... ahhhhh

and ofc they pan to his class -- aka look at yunlong’s proud smile and zhibo going from happy to sad in like 30 seconds

wow we really going for #8 and #9 at the same time? are you sure im not watching qcyn? 

OH MY GOODNESS ZHIBO AGAINST LONG GE????? ZHIBO IS POPULAR???? HAHAHAHHAHA OMG WHATTTT ok i expected long-ge and long-ge def deserves it but omg i didnt realize zhibo was popular lol omg yuehua owns this show istg

i feel like long-ge will win.... but also i feel like long-ge doesnt want to win........ i totally see him as someone who would prefer to go off on his own and not be tied down by this show any longer... but also chen shun and naicha are like his best buds on this show so at least he’d have them.... zhibo i feel like would need / want this win more.. because i think he’d have a lot more to show us that he hasnt gotten to yet / may not have the chance to if he just goes back to yuehua. 

pinlin and yixuan and all the yuehua kids running off stage to comfort zhibo....... yall couldnt get your fans to vote for zhibo i guess.......... well we all know that if he yifan hadnt dropped out, he’d be in top 8 and therefore not long-ge so.... thats just something to keep in mind :\ tbh feels bad for guanguan (and jojo) bc he was on zui you xiu with chen shun and long-ge... but i think guanguan didnt get to demonstrate himself as much as they did on this show... even tho naicha tried his best (and succeeded in doing so more than any other leader) to highlight each of their strengths

lol the way they announce the two groups its like “new storm!” and then a huge long list of names for popular class -- like hmm i wonder which one is the actual winners......

i keep getting scared that yixuans gonna hit haolian in the face with that giant thing lol

HAHAHAHA the ending is just pinlin doing 99999 last minute cfs for their sponsors 

hmmm so how do i feel about the popular class -- theyre gonna be called Black ACE? oh ok lol isnt it kinda funny that 4 of them were in “trigger” from the very beginning together? (just like how 4 of the yuehua kids are in New storm...) interesting how things kinda were set from the beginning lol. i honestly feel like pinlin, wang di and yang tong kinda stick out to me in this group, but i wonder what this mix of what feels like is “yoyo and tuo xian plus 2” will turn out. 

well now i guess its time to watch out for these two groups and also keep an eye out for guanguan, zhibo, mu sen, gao xin, zhang peng, and jojo to see what they get to do next!

[annnoel]

Today was supposed to be a regular day with a friend. I was supposed to go and meet up with a friend about some help taking notes, but things didn't go as I would've hoped. After my mom dropped me off at my friends house, I took a look at the outside of the house. It was massive to say the least, almost like she lived inside a mansion. Compared to my house which is only a single story, I was surprised by the scope of it. "Oh, Avie! You're here!" My classmate called out to me. I snapped out of my mysticism and responded back to her. "O-oh, heya Angel. Are you good on helping me with my notes?" I asked her, somewhat taken aback by her sudden appearance. "Yup! I have everything prepared inside. I also got some snacks and stuff if you wanna just hang out a bit before we start." She said gesturing to her house. "Oh, yea - yea that sounds good, we can do that." I replied as we started walking towards the entrance to her house. As we walked in, it felt like I had entered a whole new realm. The ceiling for the foyer was all the way up to the second floor. There was a giant clock on one of the walls, while a chandelier hung down from the ceiling. Some of the walls on the top floor had some open walls in them, meaning you had an open view of the chandelier and the foyer down below. Before I could properly take everything in, Angel called me over, "Over here, Avie! This is where the kitchen is." She said as she turned behind a wall. The kitchen was just as magnificent. There were a bunch of fancy fruit displays on the counters and table, the kitchen was wide and open with an island counter in the middle, the walls were decorated with a bunch of floral designs against an off-white wall. You also got a view of the backyard from the kitchen, which had a beautiful garden filled with a bunch of flowers of all different colors and shapes, with trees shading parts of the garden, including a small picnic table. Angel had noticed just how in awe I was about her house and laughed at my amazement. "I guess you like the look of my house, huh?" She asked me in amusement. "Well it's impressive. I-I've never seen or even been to a house this... Incredible." I told her honestly. "I mean I live in a tiny single story farm house, a-and I don't really visit other peoples places, so this is like..." I said trailing off in my words, taking in more of my surroundings. "A new thing for you?" Angel said trying to finish my sentence. "...Yea, I guess you can say that." I said affirmingly. "...Oh, right! I forgot to mention," Angel said as she went towards the fridge, "I had bought some soda as well, since I knew you liked it." She exclaimed as she pulled out a 6-pack of soda. "O-oh yea. That's really nice of you, Angel." I said gratefully. "Of course, Avie! Anything for you!" She said as she let out a nervous laugh. I don't know what it was, but the way she said the sentence felt... Faked. I didn't look much farther into it, and just shrugged it off as me overthinking things. Just then, it sounded like someone had come home and was coming up through the driveway. "Oh, is that your parents?" I asked her. She looked at the doorway confused, as if she was trying to remember what was going on. Her eyes then lit up, and suddenly looked really worried. "AVIE, I just remembered," she yelled worryingly, "I think we should head upstairs now, we don't wanna bother whoever came home!" She said as she started pushing me from the kitchen to the hallway. "W-wait, why, what is it? Is someone important here?" I asked her, and just then the front door started opening. As they walked through the front door, I immediately could tell who it was. Jax. "Hey sis, I'm h-" But before he could finish, he just started at me. I started back as well, remembering all the times he hurt me, berated me, called me ugly, called me a mistake. And that made me realize something: Angel could've stopped him. "W-what are you doing here?!" He yelled furiously. Without responding, I threw the supplies I brought onto the floor and stormed out the front door. After that I could barely remember anything I was so fuming mad. By the time I snapped out of it, I was already halfway down the road from her house. I could hear Angel trying to call out to me, and for a second I thought that I might've overreacted to the situation, but I thought back again how she could've stopped him, how she could've convinced him not to harass or bully me. Either way, I just needed to cool off for a bit, so I flew on back to my house.

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GUESS WHO GOT INTO THE PET SPOTLIGHT?? THATS RIGT, THIS BOY I've been wanting to hold off uploading this story until he got in. Tbh i didn't think he would because 1) his stories are usually pretty depressing and not neo appropriate and 2) they're usually accepted the week after i submit them, and his was submitted quite a while back so WOULDN'T YOU BELIEVE MY SHOCK when I saw a neomail saying i got a pet in the pet spotlight!! AHHH so happy man!! I've been wanting to get him a spotlight trophy for a while now ;;v;; anyways, heres his story for the spotlight!

[littlecafe]

omg yaa the pricing is way more than necessary for what fans are getting! even with the romanticize album they changed to slipping the cd into a paper envelope too. at least before the merge the cd was actually attached to the inside of the cover? idk whether its funny or just sad because romanticize wasnt even a hard cover album, it came in this weird paper box-like thing that held the loose items together. plus the photobook was just this very small paper booklet. but the ripped pages are definitely a first.

oh no i forgot about the enlistment too TT thats such a good point, fans always assumed theyd stay together even through their service, but now everything is still so uncertain. there still hasnt been any movement at all with jr, which is really worrying to me. at least aron announced hes gonna be in a podcast with his friend, but who knows what else is going on. ive already seen solo fans turning on the other members because theyre ridiculous like that. i hope at least the boys are able to interact freely without any worries, unlike the w1 era.

noo its ok you make a lot more sense than i feel like my asks turn out, im just spewing out my jumbled thoughts and hoping theyre not confusing!

ahhh thats so good, one of every member! ya honestly id like a group pc or poster so everyone is included. omg your stores let you pick?? thats so nice D: hehe maybe printing photos to put in the album like a scrapbook is the way to go, ive seen some fans do that as well! which is still sad that it has to be the consumer fixing the expensive product they paid for. at least you got a photo you like so its not just a mediocre image to keep reminding you of the production TT d you know how big the poster is?

yea like what is justifying these album costs because it's not the quality of them...omg so i don't pay close attention to albums so i never knew that the romanticize album packaging was like that until i skimmed some unboxings yesterday, i always assumed it was a book...not a flimsy box....though i guess there's nowhere to attach the cd if you make their album a soft box but i still hate how they really don't try to give the cd at least a cute, safer envelope instead of plain printed paper it looks and feels cheap and they deserve better and fans deserve better as the ones buying it for these prices too

romanticize is a little similar to day6's moonrise album since it was also in a box like thing that opens up in a similar way but the day6 one is pretty sturdy, the harder canvas like material on the outside keeps it from ripping and it's also bigger and flatter so less chance of it getting smushed during shipping/storing, their cd was packed in a semi-translucent thicker wax envelope so it doesn't tear or bend unless you forcefully try to, there's a light printing of the moon in the front and their logo/details on the back sealed with a sticky....god i wish that was nu'est so bad like pls if you're going to go with the cd just chilling outside like that MAKE THE ENVELOPE NICE AND STURDY TO KEEP THE CD SAFE but really this would be asking for too much since they even forgot to include the cd in some albums like i really don't understand....out of all things you could possibly leave out, the cd? really??? this is why u should attach it the the damn book omg

because of this fiasco, i skimmed multiple unboxings from various groups on youtube because i was just curious how other albums are packed and for the ones that have a separated cd, some use the lyrics booklet as a holder for the cd and i think that's an interesting way to do it, you don't need to waste more paper for an envelope since it would come with the booklet regardless, the harder paper stock and extra pages can buffer which makes me feel like the cd is safer inside, and it just looks better

enlistment scares me so bad especially for those that don't have a group to come back to, like there are always going to be some loyal fans, but the the industry moves on and they move on quickly so it's really hard to build back up if you haven't already secured a spot in whatever world you're in before the ~2 year enlistment period (kpop, acting, etc) because most likely they've already found another person to take your spot while you're gone

it's also so surreal to me talking about enlistment for them because in my mind i'll always remember them to be the youngest boy group to debut at the time like i can't believe it...

ahhhhh i hope this means he's just taking a short break after all these long years and the disbandment out of nowhere must be hard to deal with so it'll be nice for him to take some time to himself first rest and regroup...that's what i'll tell myself for now but hopefully we'll hear something soon, i'm glad there's news on aron at least!!!

oh nooo the solo fans are already starting??? can we please just have some rest in the fandom omg they're terrible, the boys bond with each other is so strong i honestly can't believe solo fans still manage to exist

yes!!! i'm so happy to pull at least one thing from each member!! still laughing at myself because i really, truly thought with my whole heart that the group photocard was a guarantee i was so devastated sakjfhskdf wait do local stores around you not let you pick?? like the ones you can go to in person? i always got to pick whenever i bought in person so i assumed that's how it worked everywhere, at least for posters, since they don't seem as high value as some other goods lol (stores literally rip random posters to use as packaging sometimes and it kinda pains me ngl 😅) but i do think it was very fortunate the stores here let me pick for all types of pre-order benefits even though it should be random, especially with member cards

omg waitttt scrapbook style is such a cute idea!!! i've actually never tried to do something like that before so it might turn out not nice lol but i'm very tempted to try it once i get my album, it can't turn out much worse than an empty cover right lmao

the poster is a decent size, it's listed as 420 x 594mm (for the member ones, the group one is the same but flipped aka 594 x 420mm because it's horizontal), the dimensions are exactly like some of day6's posters so it could be a more standard size to use?

since i actually have a poster of the same size i took a picture for you!! sorry for terrible lighting but their poster should be the same as this youngk one, 12 inch ruler to the side for comparison~ you can also see the physical posters in ktown4u's unboxing but they don't show it all on screen at once since their camera setup films closer up

[brunchcrush]

100 asks: 4, 6, 7, 8, 10, 11, 15, 29, 37, 41, 43, 46, 49, 50 (hope you're doing good!), 53, 62, 69, 73, 89, and 95 (I'd punch a mime)

ahhh thank you!!

4. What is your life goal? to find love and success, in any way, i really want a family and to be in love

6. Do you play any sports? ew, no

7. What’s your worst fear? hmm, being alone

8. Who’s your biggest inspiration? uhhhhhhhh oh god. i dont think i have one for important things. maybe my mom i guess?

10. are you a morning person? i want to be, but no

11. How do you feel about pet names? hmm i think its cute but idk, i guess it depends on whos calling me something + what (my first bf tried to call me babe and i actually laughed) 

15. What’s the best dream you’ve had? AHHH oh god so long ago. i had a dream i met aaron abrams (who plays my fave character EVER, brian zeller on hannibal) and it was super good, i wrote it out and i still have to date

29. who does your main family consist of my mom and my oma, i guess my dad too but eh (my parents are divorced) so mainly my mom and my grandmother 

37. What’s your favourite colour? yellow!!

41. Do you like dresses? yeah, i think jumpsuits look better on me. but i like dresses. as long as theyre not short, i like midi dresses, i think its a flattering length on me (plus being tall short dresses just dont work most of the time)

43. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable? yeah, for the most part i guess. but not too much? i dont know. i dont really talk about it to begin with so

46. Have you ever done yoga? yea, for my aerobics class in hs 

49. Tell us a story about your childhood. hmm, lets see, most are embarrassing. once me and a friend went to the library (we were like 12 and 15) and pulled a “prank” on one of the librarians and i said i couldnt read and she showed me where the beginners books were. it wasnt really that funny but yknow. 

50. How are you doing today? meh, havent really done anything. writing, watching tv. hopefully ur doing good as well my dude!! 

53. Is there anything you do that you can’t remember ever not doing? oh god, i dont know. thats a really good question. im sure someone else whos known me all my life can say but i genuinely dont know? 

62. List all the tv shows you are watching. uhhhh heres my faves?

hannibal

the office 

psych

freaks and geeks

friends

recently watched: that 70′s show, end of the fucking world

69. If you received enough money to never need to work again, what would you spend your time doing? travel, fine dining, shopping, going to fun events like concerts 

73. Would you break the law to save a loved one? if theres a way to not get caught, and it depends on the person 

89. What teacher inspired you the most? How did they? prob my ap euro /psych teacher, for no reason he was just really nice and it was my fave class, also the calc teacher but i never had him as my actual teacher, i just ate lunch in his classroom

95. What would you do if you would be invisible? play pranks and steal all of jeff bezos’s money (why would you punch that poor mime? theyre just doing their job cmon!!)

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